Carter is hiding in the bushes, watching Mel and Jamie.
Mel: I can’t believe Patrick was a girl.
Jamie: I know. He was my best friend.
Mel: And you never suspected him of being a girl?
Jamie: Well, I guess the times he suggested we go back to his house and he had a pink bed could have been a give-away.
Mel: Really? (sarcastically)
Jamie: Yeah, Or maybe that time he suggested I take off my shirt... Or maybe that time he stroked my arm suggestively...
Mel: (Sarcastically) Yeah, maybe they could have been give-aways.
Jamie: Yeah. Maybe it was that time he suggested we play seven minutes in heaven when there was only the two of us...
Mel: (sarcastically) I can totally see how you thought that that was completely a heterosexual guy act.
Jamie: Well, he was my bestfriend... I thought it was totally acceptable.
Mel: Did you play seven minutes in heaven with him?
Jamie: Um... Maybe...[LO1]
Mel: Jamie!
Jamie: It didn’t feel right...
Mel: Jamie?
Jamie: I swear it didn’t!
Mel: Riiiight.
Rustling in the bushes
Jamie: Shhh! I can hear something!
Mel: You’re just trying to change the topic!
Jamie: No, for real bro!
Mel: What? I’m not a bro! Oh my Gosh! How dare you –
Jamie: Oh for Pete’s sake woman, shut the hell up!
Mel: That’s better.
Jamie: Show yourself, fiend!
Mel: Uh...No one talks like that anymore...
Carter: Behold, my friend, for it is I, Carter!
Mel: What the...
Jamie: Carter, my dear friend and companion! I am sincerely apologetic for all the times that I have wronged thee!
Mel: Oh My Gawd.
Carter: And I forgiveth thy for all that thy hath done.
Jamie: And for that, brother, I am truly thankyful.
Mel: Yo Dawg, what crazy language are you talkin’?
Carter: Brother, let us rejoice, as we repent our sins, and forgiveth each other.
Jamie: Yes, let us
Mel: What crazy shizz you guyz be on?
Carter: We be on nothing, my dear lady.
Mel: Wow.
Jamie: but, do tell Brother, what hath befallen you since we last met? What hath turned you into-eth a cyborg. Eth.
Carter: a professor hath resurrected me, and demanded I accompany thee, and helpeth thee with the saviour of-eth our world-eth.
Mel: Wow.
Jamie: ah. Brother, I hope he hath not harmed thee.
Carter: Nay, he did nought of the sort. He was kind, if but a bit off his rocker.
Jamie: Aye, that he was, brother. I do believe-eth we spoke-eth with him.
Carter: Aye. Brother, where art thou Patrick.
Mel: Patrick be a girl.
Carter: HOLY HELL. I did not see that happening.
Mel: Neither did we.
Carter: But Jamie, he was your best friend, how could you not notice??
Jamie: Well, umm, I don’t know, he hid it really well...
Mel: (Sarcastically) Sure.
Jamie: Let’s just get out of here, okay?
Group exit, followed at a distance by the Evil Professor.
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