The group are standing behind a building.
Jamie: guys. This is it. Behind this building there’s a horde of fan-girls. Behind the other building there’s a horde of zombies. We’re going to create a massive war between the zombies and the fan-girls, to reduce their numbers, and hopefully make breaching Bieber and Minaj’s defences.
Carter: What if it doesn’t work?
Jamie: We keep going.
Patrick: What do you mean?
Jamie: We need to keep fighting the zombies and the fan-girls, until we get Nikki Minaj and Justin bieber to the zombies. Now, are we all clear on how to start the fight?
Mel: Yes.
Jamie: good. Go.
Mel and Carter run off in the direction of the fan girls, and Jamie and Patrick run off in the direction of the zombies.
Jamie: (yelling at the zombies) I LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!!
Mel: (yelling at the fan-girls) JUSTIN BIEBER STINKS!!!!!
Patrick: I THINK NIKKI MINAJ IS HAWT!
Carter: NIKKI MINAJ IS THE WORST SINGER ON THE WORLD!
Zombie 1: Get them!
Fan-girls: Oh my gawd! How dare they! Get them!
Zombies and Fan-girls follow the group to each other, and start a war, whilst Jamie, Patrick, Carter and Mel escape.
Jamie: We did it!
Mel: They’re fighting!
Carter: awwwwwwwwww yea!
Patrick: Let’s celebrate!
Song starts playing.
Mel: Yeah...No.
Music stops abruptly.
Patrick: Okay...
Jamie: Let’s stop wasting time and go! We still need to get inside the building the fan-girls were protecting.
Group run off, avoiding the fight, before breaking into the undefended building.
YOU ARE READING
An amateur zombie film
HumorWhat happens when a music producer decides to combine Justin Bieber and Nicki Minaj for a duet//cover of Michael Jackson's Thriller? And decides to film it over Death's very own backyard? Well, it creates a full on Zombie Apocalypse of course! Packe...
