SCENE 21
Group are walking slowly through the building, armed with poorly painted nerf guns.
Jamie: Where do you think they are?
Carter: Where who are?
Mel: Nikki Minaj and Justin bieber, you dolt!
Carter: Oh.
Patrick: Either in the basement, or at the top level.
Jamie: Why the basement?
Patrick: I dunno. The basement seems like a pretty zombie-proof place.
Jamie: Ok. Carter, go with Mel to the top floor, Patrick, come with me to the basement.
Mel: No. In horror movies, whenever they split up people end up dying.
Carter: She’s right. We have to stick together.
Jamie: Okay. Let’s go to the basement and work our way up.
SCENE 22
The group are standing in an elevator, elevator music playing.
Jamie: OH my god! Who just farted?
SCENE 23
Elevator doors open slowly, and the group burst out. A guy on a computer looks up in alarm.
Jamie: Praise ye the lord! Fresh air!
Carter: Everyone, put your hands up!
Mel: Carter, there’s only one person.
Carter: Yeah, but I’ve always wanted to say that.
Computer Guy: Why are you here?
Jamie: Where’s Nikki Minaj and Justin Bieber.
Computer guy: The rich people are at the top floor.
Jamie: Oh. Well, um, sorry about that, oh my god! Carter! Did you just shoot him?!
Computer Guy slumps down, dead.
Carter: Sorry, twitchy fingers...
Jamie: to the top we go. Try not to shoot anyone Carter.
SCENE 24
Group are in the elevator, stony faced.
Jamie: Alright, who keeps farting?!
SCENE 25
Elevator doors open slowly, and the group burst out. Brittany Spears looks up in alarm.
Jamie: Oh my god, it’s Brittany Spears!
Patrick: Where’s Justin Bieber and Nikki Minaj?
Brittany Spears: Wrong building. They’re in the one nextdoor.
Jamie: thanks, oh my god! Carter! Again? Really?
Brittany Spears falls down, dead.
Carter: (mumbling) sorry...
Jamie: Let’s go back down.
SCENE 26
Group are in the elevator, stony faced.
Jamie: Again?! Really?!
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I put all these scenes together because they were very short.
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An amateur zombie film
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