High low readers! c:
Before I will rant, I want to thank you all for 1,010 reads!!! I NEVER EXPECTED THAT OMG!!! IT'S LIKE A SUPRISE LIKE OMG!!! And when I check my notifications, I like get a lot from Rants of a Teenage Wattpader.
If we reach 1, 020 reads, Imma dedicated some random people who comments here a chapter PLUS a follow from me. c;
Okay, let us get to the rants!!! :D
•Hospitals and cancer cells•
Okay srlsy, I've read tons of dat shiz. No offense to the peeps who got 10,000 reads for dat, but some really don't write it that well, that it ends up like this:
Chapter 1- They meet
Chapter 2- They fall in love
Chapter 3- THEYDRIVEANDFIGHTANDPOORNIALLERGOESTOOFASTANDBOOMGIRLISDEADANDNIALLERWEEPSFORHERBOHOOO!!!
Chapter 4- Nialler goes like "Oh well, *skips like a 5 yr old* IMMA GO LOOK FOR YO GIRL!"
Wowwwww...really...woooooowww...I wanna give you a high five, but how about a high five at the face while I throw a Merriam Webster 8 inch thick dictionary at you...yeah? I admit, I've done this before, but I learned not to do so!
If not car accidents, OH! CANCER LOOKS NICE!!! OR HERPES OR EVEN MISCARRIAGES!!!
"oh gosh neil I think i lost our bby!"
"oh no neil I have cancer"
"OH NO I'M FINE NEIL I'M FI-"
*car hits a tree and girl dies*
Niall: "NOOOOOOO- *sees Barbara Pelvis* OH LOOK MAH GIRL!"
Hello my fellow readers!!!
Sorry if it was short. And suckish. Had no more rants to rant for now.
Anyways, I am still WAYYYY overwhelmed that I got 1k reads in a few weeks! Like wuuuttttt!!! :D
I fel da lab ebrybady! XD
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*this book is only intended for humor and a bit of my opinions. These are some rants that shows how dango-tango-wango mad I am about a particular thing or if it's the happiest day of my- Screw this, it's a rant book... kdot. Please do not be invisi...