Curls for Gurls with Waves for Babes:

"Meh brush me corly hur wid mah brush..."

"Dat gurl hez sem gr8 curls..."

"Blhonde bumbshill wid dem curls luk gud..."

Like srlsy, no. I've seen a variety of books using curls for girls. Like, one might even make her eyebrows look curly.

All that's left is for Daysi to shout:

"MEH IS DAYSI, PIRST BORN DISCENDENT LE CLAN DUMBFANFICMOMENTS! *whips curly hair back and forth* SEE MAH CURLS?!?! LE NO ONE TUCHES MEH DANG CURLS!"

and even though her hair is already curly, she STILL curls them with a curling iron!

and the frickin waves....


beach waves...soft waves...

"ey Deysi?" Leyum asked.

"ye Leyum?" Deysi said whel webing hur weby hur.

"IMMA RIDE DEM WAVES, CAN'T HELP MEHSELF!" *takes out surfboard and rides Deysi's hur*

Srsly people, I need some straight haired girls for Pete's sake!!! >-<


Adopted:

*anne hathaway voice* W-WHOA WHOA WHOA  R-REWIND AND F-FREEZE!!!

IS DAT LEGAL?!?!!

LIKE WAT DA HELL?!?!

If someone writes about De Whunted adopting a girl, it's da end of the freckin world.

"Ewww, meh le hates De Whunted, dey gross!"

"Haiii gurl! Whe De Whunted, whe wunt 2 adopt u!"

"Ukay den! Meh wuv u!"

-_- *facepalms* the fanfics I read today



V-inscure Secrets:

*le me holds up a picture of Burbawa Pelvis* (NO offense okay?!?! I just wanna make people laugh)

"Oh halluh ovah thur! Mah names is Deysi and meh will gib a tip on how to beh a V-insecure Model!"

One: Dayt aneh celeb and act berry insecure

"Neil babe, me is too fat on de undahwur!"

"U kiddin me?!?! UR A FRICKIN MODEL WHO RUNS DOWN A RUNAWAY WEARING UNDAHWUR, AND U INSECURE WHEN YOU WUR IT INFRONT OF MEH?!?! I HATE U! I BREK WID U!"

*Neil leaves Burbawa dumfounded*

Result: 100% dumb  fanfic moment -_-

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Haii again! So, yes, meh is writing wrong grammur (dnt care cuz dis book about freedom of expression). But, ish okay right?

*whips mah curls*

IMMA CERTIFIED V-INSECURE SECRETS MODEL!

~RW

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