Okay, so I know I haven't done a rant for maybe 1 month, but only bc I DON'T KNOW any more rants to rant. So, I have decided to rant about ridiculous rants I made up.

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

*starts speaking like NigaHiga does in his rants*

We all have heard about the nursery rhyme saying that the "cow jump over the moon". Erase all logic here and just try to get me okay? All my years I've heard that specific line, I always wonder, did the cow really jump over the moon or was it just something else or was it a metaphorical phrase that we all have to encode because nobody ever told us why did the cow jump over the moon? I mean, WHO in the right mind thinks a cow can jump that high.

Did it really? I mean, maybe it just jumped so high enough that from someone elses perspective that it looked like it jumped over the moon but the truth is it didn't. Right? But again, how the hell can a cow jump that high? Are you seriously trying to make children believe cows can jump that high, that children will attempt to make a cow jump?

Or did it really jump that so high up, so specifically, it could've jumped off into space that it floated there for a while and didn't even jump over the moon because hellooo!!! It's space!!!  If you watched Gravity, the cow would've been Sandra Bullock floating, spinning, around in space without stopping. And duhhhh, no air that Earth GIVES can reach there, so yeah! The cow will die!

So maybe it "Attempted to jump over the moon but ended up floating in space and later on died!"

Or another thing. It did successfully jump over the moon, but, we all know that things that come in contact with the Earth's atmosphere burns up because of the Earth's pull of gravity unless stopped by an applied force (wow Physics o-o). And cows are not an exception! It maybe did jump over the moon, and we all know that when we jump, we land back to earth! So, maybe in A shitty explanation, it slowly lands back to earth.

But, as it reaches the earth's atmosphere, it should've burned up. Because again, that things that come in contact with the Earth's atmosphere burns up because of the Earth's pull of gravity unless stopped by an applied force. And cows can't stop the Earth's pull of gravity. So, it burned up, and MIGHT'VE turned into beef already and landed on a homeless man's plate and made him praise the heavens above for giving him a bountiful meal,

Or it might've turned to beef but it completely burned up, leaving the homeless guy hungry and sad, cursing SHIT to the heavens above for not giving him anything.



Phew. Okay. So, the answer to the to that question that some people might've been thinking?



If you haven't noticed the all capped words I've all capped in this rant:



I DON'T KNOW!



WHO GIVES A SHIT?!?!

'Rose

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