iPhones. iTouch.iPad.Samsung Galaxy.etc...
Probably one of the most glorious things invented for people who were too lazy to type on a keyboard, or people who were too lazy to pick up the phone and have to press those 'sometimes-hard-to-press-' buttons of the phone.
It's like everything packed into one...
Except the common sense usually used by people.
I have an iPhone 3gs given by my dad, and I admit, I do get problems with it. It just annoys me to the max. I was THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS close to throwing it out the window.
And here are the usual problems I get on my phone, and maybe on yours too:
1.) It's a hand-me-down 3 year old phone that JUST had it's battery replaced.
-hand me downs. Probably the worst for me. Oh, you think it's not?!? What about when you really needed a blanky and all mommy and daddy can do for you is to give you your sister's blanky which was drooled, bitten, and had boogers on it, and you have no other choice bc it's too cold?
See? Get my point?!?
Hand me downs....gosh, it's already been used and probably have been destroyed by the previous user, and she/he even has the guts to give it to someone else!
ARE YOU PASSING DOWN A CURSE AT US?
2.) When you're in the music zone, and it suddenly stops playing
- BUT I WAS ABOUT TO FLIP MY HAIR AND OVERWHELM 1D?!?! (omg carrot joke)
BUT I WAS ABOUT TO KISS ED SHEERAN WHO DRANK A BOTTLE OF WATER WITH TEQUILA
I know, I know, you'll probably say
*in a dopey voice* But wut about dat tiny thingy button you slide on da side?
What if u accidentally hit pause?
What if you're headphones were disconnected?
Okay first, my iPhone is locked so there is NO WAYYYYY that I would accidentally hit pause! This is not paranormal activity you nitwits!
Second, I'm holding my phone. Again, there is no explanation in Quantum Physics that the headphones were suddenly 'pulled out' by a random wind. And my headphones were CLEARLY designed to be compatible to an iPhone 3gs!!! I'M NOT PROFESSOR X YOU KNOW I WISH I WAS BUT NOOOOO!
wait, I think Professor X is mad at me for calling him a bald guy when I was 6, and he's pulling my headphones out to annoy me...
"MWUAHAHAHAHA WHO'S THE BALD GUY NOW!!!"
*stares at him* uhh.... first, I have hair, and second, I'm a girl, so technically, you are the bald guy...
*he stares at me*I.WILL.BE.BACK.
Hehe, and 3rd, THE DANG BUTTON ON THE SIDE IS LOCKED!!! LOCKED.LOCKED.LOCKED!!!
*breathes in* humanity...
I still kinda blame Professor X... just sayin...
3.) The Mom App During 20% Battery
-Okay, so you're probably asking, what's a mom app? Moms constantly remind you of some things sometimes at the worst possible times right? Like
You're at the mall with yo friends, and your mom sees you and asks
"Hey honey, would you like the overnight pads or the day pads?"
I know right?
Mom Apps are those annoying pop up windows that comes flying out of nowhere and reminding you that there's only 20% battery remaining or some shit.
And I have a hunch on who invented it...
...a mom in Apple...
...probably didn't want to replace her son's phone's battery when not charged properly...
...and decides to annoy him with that window...
It's so annoying!!! And I thought iPhones are supposed to be parent-free, but NOOOO, I HAVE A DIGI-MOM POPPING OUT OF NOWHERE WHEN I'M WATCHING HARRY STYLES DANCE CUTELY WITH NIALL HORAN ON YOUTUBE!!!
4.) Shut Down...
-It's like this:
Le me uses it until le phone shuts down, and le me charges it, hoping it would turn back on. But le phone laughs and says
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU THOUGHT WRONG BIATCH I'M NOT OPENING UNTIL CHRISTMAS HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!"
I was THHHIIIIIIISSSSSSS close to asking Thor to charge my phone up
"what art thou holding in thou hands?"
"A dang iPhone Thor, haven't you seen one?"
"i doeth not useth such things..."
*Thor picks up an iPhone 5 from his pockets*
"Hello? Chris Hemsworth here? Yes I-"
*phone shuts down*
*Thor looks at me*
"oh i seeth..."
Hiya guys! So yeah, hehe I made a Thor reference here :). Feel free to comment your common iPhone problems down below!
Vote for it before THOR HITS YOU WITH HIS LIGHTNING...
...and charges your phone for free! c: .....
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