LET'S ALL GO TO STARBUCKS (fuck no)

Okay, so I just saw a trilogy about a Starbucks girl becoming Harry's girlfriend, and it actually had a LOT of reads, but as I scrolled down, all I saw was

Starbucks Girl

Starbucks Girl

Da Starbucks Girl

Another frickin Starbucks Girl

OKAY, PAUSE! WHAT DA HELL! AND THEY'RE ALL MOSTLY 1D FANFICS?!?!? No, just no! More SECOND HAND, TRYING HARD COPYCATS!

Like, Starbucks is the only store that ever sells coffee! Okay, so let's make Gucci the ONLY store that sells clothes and shoes! LIFE IS FULL OF CAFES AND CLOTHE STORES PEOPLE!!!! DON'T MAKE FRIGGIN STRABUCKS THE ONLY COFFEE SHOP IN DIS PLANET!

Go to, I don't know, The Coffee bean and Tea Leaf! Or 7 eleven! WHY CAN'T I FIND A 7 ELEVEN GIRL FANFIC?!?! I MEAN, THAT'S NICE!

STARBUCKS STARBUCKS STARBUCKS!!!! BEGONE WITH YOU! (I don't hate Starbucks, I hate the fact that they always use Starbucks!)

Titles named after songs:

Okay, so I've seen people use songs as titles. Story of my life, Summer Love, She Looks so Perfect....

I mean, it's nice, but IT'S NOT LIKE YOUR GONNA NAME EVERYTHING WITH SONGS

GO AHEAD AND NAME YOUR DOG ARTPOP!

It's not bad to do it, JUST DON'T FREAKIN DO IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!

dipwads.... -_-

Shakespeare in the park?

DOST MOTHER KNOW, YOU WEARETH HER DRAPES?!?!

LIKE ARE YOU FREAKIN SHAKESPEARE WITH YOUR STORIES!!!

Some writers describes as if they're frickin Shakespeare

I'm not saying I hate Shakespeare, but will anyone probably at the age of 13 EVER read a fanfic full of this:

"thoust readeth mineth mind, did thou?"

"aye i hast"

"i hateth thou"

I MIGHT'VE ALREADY SLEPT BY THE SECOND PARAGRAPH! DO NOT USE SHAKESPERIAN IN FANFICS! USE THEM IN POEMS AND LITERATURES!

no...just no....

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hello ev'ryone

i hast written anoth'r chapt'r f'r thou. i hopeth thoust und'rstood what i hast written.

i hopeth thoust vot'd f'r this

(the first person who can translate my Shakespearian language will have a chapter dedicated to them :)

XD

~RW

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