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Those "my sister's boyfriend" fanfics O.o: 

"hey sistah, dis is mah boyfriend Harreh Styles."

"Oh hi Hawweh."

Aaaannddd queue sappy slow mo music as they stare into each other's eyes and 2 minutes later, they're sucking each other's faces.

LIKE WAT DA HELL?!?!

HE'S YOUR SISTER'S BOYFRIEND, UNLESS YOUR A SLUT, YOU ARE FORBIDDEN BY SISTER CODE TO DO SUCH A THING!!! 

I mean, why'd Harry be your sister's girlfriend anyway? Because HE fell in love with HER and not the OTHER SISTER WHO FEELS SHE CAN FRIGGIN HAVE ANY MAN SHE PICKS?!?!

Like wuuuutttt is your problem?!?! SHE'S A HORRIBLE SISTER!

Spelling Bee and Grammer Contest:

"oh hlo der mah name's Daysi, wuts urs?"

"hai, zen's meh name."

Okay, no offense, but that writer must've been sleeping in English classes. I mean ,like who da hell would read 2-3 pages long of that shit? 

I mean, PROPER GRAMMAR and SPELLING were invented for a reason right?!? And unless you were uneducated about this stuff, 

I will freakin throw a dictionary at your face if you won't do this properly!!!

R.A.C.I.S.M:

I mean, I speak for myself! I'm practically an asian (in my country, you'll see some dark skinned people like me), and I know I've done the same thing, BUT C'MON PEOPLE?!?!

YOU'RE A FREAKIN AFRICAN, AND YOU WRITE ABOUT A WHITE GIRL FALLING IN LOVE WITH THEM, FOR LIKE, 123762736187312 TIMES?!?!?

*facepalms* I pity the people who don't get this.

I'll throw a "Racism is wrong" banner at your face if you don't do this, at least, for once in you life!

Kissing under the Rain:

No, just no.

I mean, I know it's all romantic and all, but it's been repeated for like 1298109328109238127481327498321749831 times?!?! Not just in fanfics, but in imagines.

Chances are, you'll get hypothermia in your first kiss. Nice memory. :))))

drip drip drip

is it raining?!?

NO YOU DIPSHIT SOMEONE'S JUST WATERING HER PLANTS AT HER BALCONY ABOVE YOU!

NiHarZenLouLi

Okay, so I know pet names and nicknames are cute, but DO NOT (I REPEAT) DO NOT CALL THEM THAT FOR THE WHOLE FRIGGIN FANFIC!

"har har har, Har!" said Daysi to Har

srlsy, you have the SNS (short nickname syndrome) gurl! -_-

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