Sherlock Fanfics: Alice in Sherlockland

(inspiration from @ValkyrieRyder)

Alice falls too fast:

Like, she's just an oridinary girl, like you and me, but then, all it takes for Alice to fall in love is for her to step into a random man's flat, and Sherlock goes all wek-in-de-niis for Alice.

LIKE WHAT IF MILEY CYRUS STEPPED INTO NIALL HORAN'S HOUSE, WILL HE FALL FOR HER IN THAT INSTANT?!?!

This is NOT a oh-I'm-so-in-love-with-Sherlock-imma-write-a-fanfic-where-he-falls-in-love-and-OH!-I'm-gonna-make-them-have-sex-in-da-first-chaptah

NO NO NO NO NO, this is REALITY people. Readers want "suspense", if you made a story that he fell for her in the first chapter, kissed on the second, and became a couple on the third, trust me, you'll get stuck on the next chapters.

John the housekeeper/ third wheel

Like, the moment Alice steps into the room, she keeps her eyes glued on Sherlock, and talks only to Sherlock, and so does Sherlock. And John...

...JUST ALWAYS MAKES FREAKIN TEA...

...LIKE, WHAT HAPPENED TO COFFEE OR MILK OR SHAKES OR LATTES OR STARBUCKS OR ORANGE JUICE OR YOGURTS OR.... (and the list of drinks goes on and on and on and oooon)

"What would you like to drink guys?" Alice asked.

"TEA!" John beamed.

"Okaayyy, anyone el-"

"TEA!"

"John, I didn-"

"TEDELEDELE TEA!"

"JOHN, ST-"

before you know it, John is holding a tray with a pot of tea and teacups.

"YEY TEA!"

Is England known for serving only friggin teas?!?! NO IT DOESN'T!!!


SIBLINGS UNITE!

Okay, so I've been seeing this for like 239839218912478134789213478934789321478293 times (JK, that's exaggerated too much!)

Sherlock's sister, Irene's sister, John's sist- OH GOD, SEE?!?! JOHN-THE-THIRD-WHEEL-SYNDROME IS FRIGGIN CONTAGIOUS!!!

Anyyyywaayyyss, I know it's a good story idea, but DON'T FRIGGIN COPY EVERY GOOD IDEA YOU SEE ON WATTPAD (or any other sites)!

If you do...

YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A SECOND RATE, TRYING HARD COPYCAT!!!!

IMMA BITCH SLAP YOU IF YOU SAID THAT THE IDEA YOU COPIED IS ORIGINALLY YOURS, BUT iT fRiGgIn NOT!



too harsh? :)

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Haii again! So, this is a special chapter for the Sherlock fanfics I've been reading and noticing, and these were all based from Valerie's book "The Little Book of Sherlock Fanfic Cliches". She's so gifted in writing, CHECK HER WORKS OUT...

...OR IMMA BITCH SLAP YO FACE LEFT AND RIGHT....

no no no I'm just kidding, but srlsy, check it out :)

But the one about John and Tea, that plot is not mine. Saw it somewhere else, but I lost the link :\

~RW

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