Imma rant about Harry again thank you :)

His.Fucking.Flawless.Hair.

Soooooo....

Ehmm....

His hair, is like the evolution of humankind. Evolves from time to time. Like each single day his hair suddenly evolves into a new effing way to make billions of girls scream and faint or screfaint as I say it.

Like what the actual fuck did Harry Styles get? Super hair? 

I don't know what it is, BUT I'M DYING TO KNOW HOW HE DOES IT WITH HIS HAIR. LIKE EVERY SINGLE TIME IT CHANGES IT STILL LOOKS SO PERFECT LIKE HIM LIKE WHAT WHAT WHAT

*breathes heavily* *whispers*

he.is.the.most.perfect.man.I've.ever.laid.my.eyeballs.on

And also, let me get this straight:

So some girls and boys spend tons of money on their hair. And girls like me and you spend hours on our hair, braiding, straightening, curling, treating, or the other likes, 

And here we have Harry. It's like he just steps out of the shower and be like:

"SUCK IT WORLD, I'M HARRY STYLES!"

And he randomly pops in a scarf around his locks and explosions go off at the background as he walks off into the world with his chin high.

And we be like: "......... *kills ourselves*"

His locks....are perfection.

And he is perfection

No matter what.

Dot. The End. 

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