Gravity Falls Oneshots (X reader)

(SOUTH PARK) Stan Marsh X Reader

"Ugh, but there's his sister," you sighed, "She's too annoying to function"

"Oh. Yeah. I guess it won't be a problem, I mean, Stan is telling everyone about it, and he wouldn't want his sister annoying everyone, right?" She bit her lip, "Just go with me, please! Everyone's going to need a ride. Bebe's grounded for getting too drunk at Token's party, so she can't pick us up. And Heidi's parents are refusing to give us a ride, it's ridiculous"

"If you shut up right now, I'll give everyone a ride"

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Parties at Token's were usually the same. Someone who had an older sibling would be the one to bring alcohol. Somehow, Token would still seem chill even after someone breaking a seemingly expensive jar or shit of his house.

But, damn, parties at Stan's were a whole new level.

The house was considerably smaller, which meant everyone was tight as a kite, defying the laws of physics in all ways possible. Stan's dad was the one to actually leave alcohol enough for a party, and if anyone broke anything, Stan wouldn't need to freak out, Kyle was doing this job for him.

You lost Wendy the moment you entered the house, after a few minutes, Bebe was nowhere to be found. Heidi, who seemed the only one who would never leave you alone at a party, got lost after a quick, "going to the bathroom" thing.

With no idea of where any of friends were, and as Butters was way too small to ever be located in the middle of so many taller heads, you had nothing left to do other than just sneak into some room.

Which was, obviously, the worst idea you could possibly have had. You didn't even stop to see what couple you were interrupting, you quickly shut the door as soon as you opened it, and barely gave up on being alive at that moment.

Looking through the window, the garden seemed the only place free from anyone. And it was for the five amazing minutes you had there, simply sitting, looking at the stars, enjoying the almost-silence, as you could still hear the muffled sounds coming from inside the house.

That was before Stan Marsh interrupted your peace. He walked out of the house, completely lost. You were not sure if he was irritated with the loud noise, or just drunk. Probably both. He sat on the grass, not so close to you.

"Hey," he said almost awkwardly.

"Uh, hi," you answered, waving your head, "How drunk are you?"

"Dude, I'm not that drunk," he protested, clearly that drunk. He made a pause, shrugging, "So, did Wendy talk to you?"

"All that Wendy does is talk to me, gotta be a little more specific, dude," you giggled.

"Shit. She said she was gonna help me out, I bet she forgot it though," he mumbled.

"Help you out with what? Not getting that drunk anymore?"

"That would be nice too, but no," he stopped for a few moments, as if he was analyzing if what he had just said made any actual sense, though ignored it anyways, "No, actually, I asked Kyle if he could ask Wendy to tell you I want to hook up with you"

"That wasn't actually needed, you just told me," you laughed, "But is that so? You want to hook up with me?"

"Yeah," he smiled.

"You're not gonna throw up? You promise?" You asked smiling back, as he stood up, and sat next to you.

"I don't do that anymore. Promise"

"But, after tonight. What do we do? We pretend it never happened? What?"

"No, I guess we can go on a date. Or two. Or three. Depends on how many you want," he chuckled. 

"That sounds great, actually," you whispered, as he leaned on to kiss you.

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So, this is me trying to write a South Park X Reader One Shot. Uh, I did make a joke about how every fanfic starts with a weird-ass party at Token's, sorry not sorry. Let me know what you think!! This is a try-out, because I'm considering doing this South Park X Reader: One Shots book, and I want to see what's your guys opinion about it!!