His Biggest Hater

59

Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit—

Chanyeol's thoughts are cut off when he feels the little indicator of a new message, reading Baekhyun's words like they'd save his life.

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[EATMYBYUNS]
Today

eatmybyuns 3:25 AM
ah fuck i just randomly put that in don't count that as my guess my brain's all foggy rn

dumbo 3:24 AM
Alright, that one doesn't count then

eatmybyuns 3:24 AM
Is your name ummm

S

Seojun...

dumbo 3:24 AM
Nope

eatmybyuns 3:24 AM
give me a hint please!!!

dumbo 3:25 AM
You're so cute

eatmybyuns 3:25 AM
fghn stop it with the cute thing i need to know your name

dumbo 3:25 AM
I'll tell you the first letter if you send a selfie

eatmybyuns 3:27 AM
you're so sketchy and you're fucking weird but alright

dumbo 3:27 AM
No memes Byun

eatmybyuns 3:27 AM
stfu i get it i'm desperate i won't mess around

here fuckface

dumbo 3:29 AM
That's like half of your face :'(((

eatmybyuns 3:29 AM
do i look like i give a rats ass

dumbo 3:30 AM
No but you look like you have a fine ass

eatmybyuns 3:30 AM
where's my gun i think i remember keeping it under my bed

dumbo 3:30 AM
Violence is never the answer to things bby

eatmybyuns 3:30 AM
the first letter to your name.

dumbo 3:31 AM
It's in between A and J on the alphabet

eatmybyuns 3:31 AM
you piece of shit.

dumbo 3:31 AM
Ily too boo 😤💕😘😍

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time to sleep hahaha

i like making y'all hate me and everyone in this book

and i also love chanbaek flirting yes yes... perfect... chanbaek flirting...
(my mind just went off)

P-Nut oot.