Chanyeol, a popular idol, anonymously joins a groupchat all about how "PCY should go die" and meets his biggest hater: eatmybyuns.
Little did eatmybyuns know that the person who went by the name "dumbo" (and undoubtedly the person who made him smil...
Chanyeol throws his phone onto his couch, groaning as he massaged his temples.
He isn't the most popular solo artist out there, but that just means that fans thought they'd have a bigger chance at meeting him. This morning, a sasaeng had knocked on his door and he opened it, still sleepy, only to have someone jump on him and hug him.
Sehun, his half bodyguard, and his half best friend, had to peel her off of him, kicking her out and hissing at the staff of the hotel to manage their security better.
He had a comeback soon, and he was exhausted all the time. He only made the title track of his song, so he was mostly laid back, but the stress of it all was piling onto him.
His phone buzzes from beside him and he sits a little straighter, grabbing it from where he had thrown it.
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[PCY'S UGLY] Today 3:00 PM
eatmybyuns 3:00 PM istg I have the biggest hangover.
dumbo 3:01 PM I'm guessing that this has something to do with why you were up at 4:20 AM
eatmybyuns 3:02 PM shut up ur making my headache worse
dumbo 3:02 PM And how would I be able to do that over texts?
eatmybyuns 3:03 PM christ u really have no life, do you? you remind me of someone who I used to know
dumbo 3:03 PM If you ever meet that person again, tell them that I love them
eatmybyuns 3:03 PM well if ur in this groupchat, you clearly don't love them
dumbo 3:03 PM What?
3:05 PM You're really confusing, you know that?
eatmybyuns 3:05 PM i've received that a lot. No one fully understands why I hate Chanyeol so much
dumbo 3:05 PM Is that a caps I see in eatmybyuns' message? It's a miracle..
eatmybyuns 3:06 PM my god you're cringey.
don't ever call me that again
dumbo 3:06 PM What, am I supposed to say... "Mr. Eatmybyuns"?
eatmybyuns 3:06 PM even worse.
dumbo 3:07 PM Well, what do you suppose I call you then?
eatmybyuns 3:07 PM figure it out yourself numbnuts
dumbo 3:07 PM Fancy vocabulary too? Dang, I didn't think I'd get this close to you in such a short time.
eatmybyuns 3:08 PM fyi numbnuts means the stupidest of the stupid
i don't think you should be glad that you're getting closer to me if i'm insulting you
dumbo 3:10 PM Well, I know you love me anyway so
eatmybyuns 3:10 PM huh
well
i'm officially calling you dickbean
dumbo 3:11 PM The hell does that mean anyway?
eatmybyuns 3:11 PM figure it out urself
dumbo 3:11 PM I bet you're realll fun at parties.
eatmybyuns 3:11 PM correction: I'm the onLy fun at parties
dumbo 3:12 PM I'll believe you... When you send me a selfie
eatmybyuns 3:12 PM K
fuckboy.
dumbo 3:12 PM Woah seriously? Damn I'm good
eatmybyuns 3:16 PM You ready?
dumbo 3:16 PM Always ready for you ;))
eatmybyuns 3:17 PM
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dumbo 3:23 PM I'm
Couldn't it have at least been something other than ur profile pic?
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Y'all I'm procrastinating so hard. ain't nobody wanna go through 6 units of math rn jfc
