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[EATMYBYUNS]
Todaydumbo 4:55 PM
Hey Byuneatmybyuns 4:55 PM
tf you wantdumbo 4:56 PM
Idk I was boredeatmybyuns 4:56 PM
talk to kyungsoo or smthing thendumbo 4:56 PM
Aren't you bored too?eatmybyuns 4:56 PM
nodumbo 4:56 PM
But you're actually answering meeatmybyuns 4:57 PM
Okay understandabledumbo 4:57 PM
So what's your favourite fruit?eatmybyuns 4:57 PM
strawberriesdumbo 4:58 PM
Oh those are nasty :c the seeds look grossBananas are the way to go
eatmybyuns 4:58 PM
wow now you're really living up to ur chanyeol nicknameyou hate strawberries and like bananas
dumbo 4:58 PM
How did you know that Chanyeol likes that stuff?eatmybyuns 5:00 PM
he said it in an interview oncedumbo 5:00 PM
HuhFavourite song?
eatmybyuns 5:00 PM
what does it mean when someone who hates you keeps something worthless you gave them a long time ago?dumbo 5:00 PM
They never hated you in the first place^ν^eatmybyuns 5:00 PM
really?dumbo 5:01 PM
ReallyAre you talking about your first love, Byun?
eatmybyuns 5:01 PM
something like thatdumbo 5:01 PM
My first love was really cuteThey liked strawberries just like you
eatmybyuns 5:02 PM
well ofc everyone likes strawberries. except u and chanyeol.my first
. .whatever
was really dumb
dumbo 5:02 PM
How?eatmybyuns 5:02 PM
they never realizedand they um
left me i guess
dumbo 5:03 PM
Dw Byun ily I'll stay with you even if ur the reincarnation of squidward with how anal you areeatmybyuns 5:03 PM
hahadumbo 5:04 PM
Did I actually just make you laugh or are you being sarcasticWhatever I'll take this as a win
eatmybyuns 5:04 PM
pft okay suredumbo 5:04 PM
Are you smilingeatmybyuns 5:04 PM
why do you always ask such useless questions??dumbo 5:04 PM
Because they're not useless bby—
gugudan's The Boots is rlly lit like slay
okay does anyone play Love Nikki Dress Up Game because I'm kinda obsessed with that rn
and haha chanbaek in this story are so dumb
it's fine
P-Nut oot.
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His Biggest Hater
FanfictionChanyeol, a popular idol, anonymously joins a groupchat all about how "PCY should go die" and meets his biggest hater: eatmybyuns. Little did eatmybyuns know that the person who went by the name "dumbo" (and undoubtedly the person who made him smil...