"Sehun can I borrow your charger?"
"What? Are you telling me that you haven't charged your phone this past week?!"
"Yes..?"
"How... How did you live?"
"I had some distractions of my own."
"Crazy bastard."
—
[EATMYBYUNS]
Today
dumbo 5:02 PM
Sorry, my phone died
eatmybyuns 5:10 PM
you're telling me that this past week it's just been dead
doubtful, park
dumbo 5:10 PM
I told you how I move around lots, right?
eatmybyuns 5:10 PM
mhm.
dumbo 5:10 PM
Well I just went to another city and I forgot my charger back at my original place :'(
eatmybyuns 5:11 PM
sure.
you know what i always say, pictures or no truth
dumbo 5:12 PM
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eatmybyuns 5:12 PM
the fact that you chose a pic of a fucking iphone 5 makes me feel even more depressed
dumbo 5:12 PM
Aw bby I'm sorry I didn't want to make you sad
eatmybyuns 5:12 PM
i won't feel sad anymore if you tell me your name like WE AGREED
5:15 PM
are you fucking serious
5:20 PM
i'm going to kill you once i find you, park
dumbo 5:20 PM
doubt it kitten ;)
—
y'all
this book is fun to write okay
that's y this is the third update of today and i felt a little deprived of eatmybyuns x dumbo interactions so i made this pft
yeet bye
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