I reached the school after one hour of trying to find my way out of the tiny bit of forest and of course was called to the principles office. Like every other school, although this time I only jumped out a window; not bash up a senior.

I walked in to see Katou, she spun round in a swivels chair, stuck her tongue out and gave me a wink.

The giant chair behind the desk spun around to revel a teenager about our age- wait what the hell's going on?

He had black hair under a straw hat, a red vest and blue denim shorts. I don't understand what's going on! I must be drunk... The little men are coming back...!

"You must be... Roronoa Zoro!" He said in a childish voice.

I just gave him a what the hell stare, the little men talk now!

"Please sit down, I'm Monkey D. Luffy, the principle of this school."

Oh...

Wait.

PRINCIPLE?!

I sat in the chair next to Katou and she looked like she was nibbling her sleeve, saying something about low on elf juice and needed nutrition... right...

"B-but your our age!" I said astonished and Katou laughed.

"Yup!" He said, "I inherited this place of the man who gave me this straw hat. It said in his will no matter how old I am to take over this school. So I kind of just let everything go with the flow, but of course the other students don't know me. They think this school is run by some old man and that's how it's going to stay. That's why Katou never gets in trouble. She's my best friend!" He said jumping on the desk suddenly.

"That... that was a lot to take in about 40 seconds... How does this school work then if the principle doesn't do anything?" I asked.

"Vice principle and treasurer Nami takes care of everything around here, in exchange I give her heaps of money... she really seems to like money... Anyway! I just want to let you know that as long as you dont tell anyone who I am you can do whatever you want!" Luffy said throwing some papers in the air. Is this some kind of sanitarium?
I looked at him like he was crazy. Then suddenly I heard a bell ring.

Katou grabbed my arm and said.

"Lunch! Wait until you see the food here! Bye Luffy!"

She dragged me to a giant cafe looking thing, hard to imagine it was a school cafeteria.

"Sanji!" She ran into the kitchen with me trailing behind.

She grabbed a blonde guy who was cooking and hugged him.

"Katou! What can I cook for my beautiful girl?" This guy whom was smoking but then again, was our age. What the hell is with this school!

"This is Zoro! He has three swords! Oh and a green bandana!" She pointed to me and he scowled at me, what did I do?

"How dare you try and steal away my girl... Grrrr..."

"What did I do?!" I said to this annoying guy.

"Sanji! He's not my boyfriend dipshit, he is a new student... Zoro this is my brother Sanji, he cooks here because he refuses to take classes like a normal person or a purple elf like me..."

"Don't worry I'm not trying to steal your sister, she's just dragging me around everywhere. You should be worried about her trying to steal me." I said smirking at Katou... That ribena girl, this is revenge for stealing my bandana!

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU INSOLENT BRAT!! I'D NEVER GO OUT WITH YOU! JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE SEXY SIDEBURNS, YOUR REALLY BUFF, HAVE GREEN HAIR AND AWESOME EARRINGS DOESNT MEAN I'D EVER BE ATTRACTED TO YOU!"

And with that she stormed out of the kitchen.

"I'm Sanji, after seeing that display it is an absolute pleasure meeting you purely because I have never seen her so worked up. Thank you, in fact in sure the whole world thanks you!" He said laughing he extended his hand to mine and I shook it.
"I'm Roronoa Zoro, your sister is really crazy... You guys don't really look alike though, your really siblings?"

"Yes, well... I was adopted into her family as a two year old because her parents couldn't have anymore children. Unfortunately our parents died when we were both nine. I wouldn't mention it to her though, she's rather sensitive about the topic..." He said and went back to cooking.

"Okay then, relax, I won't say a thing. See ya Sanji, I'm gonna go find your sister and annoy her some more." He nodded to me and I walked out of the kitchen.

Looks like I'll be more entertained than I thought then...

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