a/n: OKAY LOOK I KNOW THAT VIKS DISS TRACK ISN'T THERE.
THIS IS BECAUSE WRITING THIS TOOK TOO LONG AND I COULDN'T BARE TO WRITE THIS ANYMORE.
Hope you all enjoy though!
Comment which FIRE bars you got!
And vote if you enjoyed <3
Ethan's Diss Track:
Leo: "you had my channels on your shoulders
your channel's shit, washed up, your the oldest"
Sagittarius: "are you upset Simon, Josh and Vik are making more p?"
Aries: "chatting shit about Emily
I show my girlfriend but where's yours?"
Taurus: "fat joke here, fat joke there,
you've got the best fat joke of the year"
Virgo: " "no Ethan stop that! Please stop that!
I beg you stop that!"
Capricorn: "I never thought I'd see the day
When one of the biggest channels would fade away"
Gemini: "taken me half a song and I've killed your name"
Libra: "I'm coming at your throat, I don't want your fame"
Aquarius: "you went and sold your lambo, do you want a spin?"
Cancer: "oh you want a spin?
Well you've been spun"
Scorpio: "my boys reply's been out seven months
And you lot really think you're in front?"
Pices: "ahaha
You thought I wouldn't do it
But guess what, I did! Hahaha
You don't even know what we've got for the second one..."
Harry's Diss Track:
Leo: "'Creature' was shit
Why did we have to wait four months for it?
You said you were evolving but you didn't do bits
You just evolved into THE FIRST MALE WITH TITS!"
Sagittarius: "Yeah you're leaving the Sidemen, but thankfully
You made the other guys, but you didn't make me!
So I can stand here on my own two feet
While I chat shit about you on this old school beat!"
Aries: "I rate you though JJ, you've made stacks
But the truth is you've KILLED MORE BABIES THAN TRACKS!
And your EP flopped, you need to be stopped
Cause none of your new singles are
Getting copped!"
Taurus: "Now let's take a minute to talk about your mother
How the fuck did she make you and your brother?!
She gave birth to you, then chose to have another?!
EACH BROTHER'S MORE RETARDED THAN THE OTHER!"
Virgo: "you've got a girlfriend now, to be fair to you
So tell me DID YOU SEXUALLY HARASS HER TOO?!
Did you seduce her with your rape face?
Downgraded from Seana what a fall from grace"
Capricorn: "and he's trying to hide her from the internet
(Why?)
CAUSE SHE'S A WORLD-RENOWNED SKET
You can smell her gonorrhoea from a mile away
YOU SHOULD HOOK HER UP WITH SOME VAGINA SPRAY"
Gemini: "La-Lamborghini, La-Lamborghini
Has anyone seen Jj's Lamborghini?!"
Libra: "NO!! HE CRASHED IT A YEAR AGO!!"
Aquarius: "you incompetent fuck
JUST LEARN TO DRIVE SLOW!'
Cancer: "its been sat there dying and collecting dust
A bit like your channel when you left it for months"
Scorpio: "you went to LA and it's clear to see why
All you need to do is look at Spotify!"
Pices: "Ricegum got more streams on one of his songs
Than your whole EP, JJ
WHAT WENT WRONG?!?!"
Simon's Diss Track:
Leo: "alright I've gone for an English beat,
England is my city,
Big up Nick Cromptom,
Jake Paul's my dad,
Logang for life"
Saggitarious: "only thing you had on me was I got sloppy seconds,
But wait a second,
Didn't you mention 10 bars later there was a girl you banged after Tobi?
That taught you a lesson"
Aries: "promising fans
But if they don't bang
Then you send them away all sad"
Taurus: "now onto another
Your best friend is probably your mother
Seen your dads dick you make me feel sick
And didn't you shower with your brother?!"
Virgo: "now I think it's time we switch up the scene
Picture Deji Olatunji and a drugged up teen"
Capricorn: "your hairline is fucked
You look like ET,
The last time you almost died like this...
Was the time you crashed your TT"
Gemini: "this beef was between me and you,
Bu you wanted a few more views
'I wonder what I could do, maybe diss the rest of the sidemen too?'
Libra: "notice how no one else has replied,
Tobi didn't pick a side,
the others went for the more relevant bro,
I guess you can say bigger fish got fried"
Aquarius: "bro you just don't get it,
Coming at me and the rest of the guys your were always bound to regret it.
And shouldn't it be your dad that I diss?
I mean the channel is pretty much his,
And bro I just gotta ask,
Are they your vids or your dads vids?"
(Oh man, oh man)
Cancer: "and usually I'm benevolent
But you were hella bent
On getting relevant
So you went and sent
Cause we're all prevalent
Do you know what that meant? (Idiot)"
Scorpio: "deep this
You're facetious
Leave ya speechless
I know your secrets
You need Jesus,
B-bitch I'm a genius"
Pices: "21 years ago
I WISH HIS DAD PULLED OUT"
