haikyuu oneshots

cheeky | lev haiba | fluff

"Why are you even this tall, Lev?" You groaned to the tall middle blocker. Why had he been your friend for so many years?

"What, what, what? I give good piggybacks! Right?" He looked hopeful. You laughed.

  "Right, right, now are you going to piggyback me or something?" You asked. 

  "Yeah!" He lifted you onto his back.

  "Oh wow."

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  "Okay, okay! Put me down!" You grunted.

  "No! Can we please scare Kenma and Yaku-san? Pretty please? Please (Last name)-chan, please?" Lev begged. You had to admit, he was pretty cute while begging.

  "Lev, put me down first I can't think from like about 2 meters off ground!" You groaned, smacking his back.

  "But can we prank them and scare them then?" He asked.

  "Yes, yes, yes. But put me down first!" You said, hitting him harder.

  "Ow! Stop it! It's hurts okay?" He pouted before putting you down. He rubbed his shoulder.

  "Oh, sorry, sorry! Does it hurt?" You pulled him down so you could examine his shoulder.

  "Yes, of course! Ouch! Don't touch it!" He said.

  "Okay, okay. You sure you're going to be okay and not whine?" You pointed at his chest.

  "I promise mom." He said mockingly.

  "I'm not your mom, son." You groaned.

  "See? You acknowledged me as your son so you're my mom!" He grinned to himself.

  "Lev I hate you."

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  "Why am I doing this?" You muttered to yourself. Somehow, Lev had convinced you to wear a stupid looking flower costume while he pretended to be a tree.

  "Okay, later when Kenma and Yaku-san come, we jump out and scare them!" He grinned. What the actual shit were you doing.

  "Why even. Kuroo-san will spot us first." You groaned.

"He's on our side!" Lev grinned and turned to point at Kuroo, who was wearing a weird looking cat costume or whatever behind the both of you.

"Oh, hi." You muttered.

"Can't wait to see their expressions." Kuroo smirked.

"Especially Yaku-san's!" Lev laughed quietly.

"Yeah, and he'll kick your ass like always." You rolled your eyes playfully.

"Damn, yeah." Kuroo laughed.

"Hold up, how even did you get these costumes?" You asked.

"Uh- I just asked some guys in the drama club they were cool." Lev grinned.

"Oh my god Lev."

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"Look! They're coming!" Lev whisper-shouted enthusiastically. You rolled your eyes and laughed.

"Okay, okay. I count. One, two, three!" You said. He hopped out from behind the wall and obviously scared the living crap out of Kenma and pissed off Yaku.

"What was that, Lev?" Kenma said shyly but you could hear the tone of annoyance in his voice.

"(First name)-chan teamed up with me." He wore a smug but playful look on his face. You giggled. Although he was weird, annoying and not to mention, creepy at times, he could be pretty damn cute if he wanted to. Or maybe it was unintentional. Anyway, you knew him best. Yes, although others thought him creepy, you thought him differently. You thought him cute. You were used to him- uh- not really but oh well.

"Hey! You're forgetting me!" Kuroo groaned.

"Ugh! Fine, Kuroo! The cat!" Lev laughed.

"Yaku-san! You should have seen your face! I should have taken a photo!" Lev laughed loudly. Well, just as you expected, he got a kick in the ass.

"You idiot!" Yaku groaned. You giggled.

  "Stop kicking me! It's painful!" Lev groaned.

  "You need mental help, Lev." Yaku kicked him again.

  "How many martial arts do you learn outside of school? Geez!" Lev said.

  "Lev, shut up!" Yaku rolled his eyes.

  "Eh let them be, they'll be fighting for the next few hours." Kuroo said. Kenma looked up for a second before looking back down into the radiation-emitting screen and following behind Kuroo closely.

  "Come on, Lev, it's okay." You laughed. He pouted.

"Why?" He whined.

"Aww, Lev, it is okay, heard that? Come on, let's go." You took his hand and dragged him away from Yaku.

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"Why are you looking at me like that?" Lev asked. You found yourself staring at him. You blushed.

"Nothing." You looked away. He held up your chin to look at him. He grinned. You gulped.

"(First name)-chan, am I cute?" He asked.

"Yes."

"Would you be my girlfriend if I asked you to?"

"I- yes."

"You're my girlfriend now, no going back." He kissed you. You smiled to yourself. Cute Lev.

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A/N:
sO CRAPPY I CANNOT. ok yamaguchi next
~slytherinseeker