preferences ( teen wolf . )

"I didn't need to heart that" ( part 2 )

A/N: This contains the use of lots of swears words and lots of weird images that will come to mind. If you need help after this I'll pray for you.

S C O T T

- "I wonder if Paul Wesley likes things up his ass, you know like dicks."

- "Should I get butt implants?"

- "OMG IAN SOMERHALDER JUST BLOCKED ME TWITTER, 2/2 HAVE NOTICED ME!!"

- "Totally changing my Instagram bio to: 'just an alpha with his bitches'"

- "the bitches are my boys - my ass cheeks."

- "I DON'T WANNA GO TO BED MUM, I WANNA FUCK PAUL WESLEY!!"

- "Sorry for calling you mum Y/N but I'm not sorry for what I said about Paul, he's a sex god."

S T I L E S

- "I finally found out my name and it only took six seasons, yay!"

- "If I could I'd probably fuck Dylan O'Brien, he's super hot."

- "Is it weird that I have a thing for people with uneven jawlines?"

- "Oh hi Y/N I was just putting tissue paper in your bra that I'm currently wearing. No biggie."

- "I'm going to McDonalds to get a happy meal, I need more toys for my collection."

- "Don't judge Y/N no one can be as fabulous as me."

- "You're such a hater Y/N! Honestly if I want to cut nipple holes in my shirt and look as hot as Regina George then I will."

I S A A C

- "I've been thinking lately and I'm ready Y/N, I'm changing my instagram and twitter names to 'isaacdaddylahey'"

- "This scarve is on so tight I'm choking, just like last night." - he throws in a wink for good measure as if you didn't know what he was referring to.

- "It really makes you think about life Y/N, people who don't wear scarves in ninety degrees weather are losing in life."

- "Is it hot in here or is just me? - it's definitely me." - He may or may not have removed multiples layers of clothing after that leaving him completely naked.

- "People just don't understand how hard it is being this good looking and being daddy af, it's a struggle everyday."

- "I'd like to think I'm friends with Zac Efron but I also like to think that he thinks he's friends with me when really I'm off making music with the bae Zayn Malik."

- "True love is what me and the all the people on tumblr who call me the scarfdaddy have."

 D E R E K

- "It's just so sad why would Elena do that to Stefan? I swear I'm gonna kill Scott for making me watch this show, I've cried five times already today. Two times before the episode started, I knew there was no such thing as true love."

- "Watch me work out Y/N, I need someone to tell how good my ass and abs look as I do."

- "Some days all I think about is being on Keeping up with the Kardashians. I'll be the only one with a real ass."

- "I'm so handsome and brooding, I'm surprised your ovaries haven't exploded yet."

- "I'm just gonna send you dick pic real quick."

- "I would say I should be a model but it would just be unfair to all the other models, I'm so much hotter than them. So much, so much."

- "Do you like my new phone case, it says 'I'm a hoe and proud'."

L I A M

- "I haven't said anything about pigeons in a while so I'm gonna look a photo of them and cry for a while. Okay?"

- "I was watching Gossip gIrl yesterday and all I can say is wow Serena's one whiny bitch."

- "Let's play fuck, marry, kill; your options are me, me and me. Choose wisely."

- "What do you mean you'd kill me? I'm fucking beautiful Y/N, you wouldn't do shit."

- "Why isn't anybody wearing pink? It's Wednesday for gods sake, basic bitches everywhere."

- "I wrote a fan fic about me and Bucky Barnes. Read it, I show you the other better uses of Bucky's metal arm."

- "I need a new daddy Scott said I looked fat today, do you know if Isaac needs a guy who's scared of pigeons to post pictures with on tumblr?"