preferences ( teen wolf . )

#5 Your boyfriend when...

S C O T T

Scott when he takes you on a date to a club Danny suggested and then he sees to guys with their tongues down eachother's throats. You roll your eyes because the two of you had been in the club for nearly an hour and he had only just noticed that now, you had noticed as soon as he said the name of the club. Scott makes you stay and he only does because he wants to prove he's the 'hot girl' which might be true because he got hit on by forty guys in a matter of 10 minutes.

S T I L E S

Stiles when him, Isaac and Scott all decide to become rappers, they make the whitest mixtape ever and drop the worst music video in history. The video is mostly Stiles doing the worst dad dance moves ever whilst Scott joins in so that it doesn't look weird. Isaac stands there wishing he hadn't said yes to the whole thing because it was the worst they had ever made. The video was shown in all of their classes at school and the three of them became internet famous for being the worst rappers ever. The video being shown in classes may had been your idea but Stiles never needs to know that.

I S A A C

Isaac when you leave the house and your dog starts making whimpering noises to which Isaac responds to with a roll of his eyes and saying "You being happy really isn't a big priority of mine." He only says this because he's jealous of the dog because he feels as if your dog is stealing your affection and if anyone is going to be the cute puppy in the house then Isaac wants it to be himself. Isaac then proceeds to leave the room googling 'how do I get my girlfriend to love me more than her stupid dog?'

D E R E K

Derek when you push Stiles on to him and get your phone out ready to record their 'sex tape.' You hold Stiles down on Derek just to see how his body reacts because you sort of bet Isaac that if you did it Derek would get a boner. Derek practically screams "GET HIM OFF OF ME!" But you can't give up because you bet Isaac a lot of money so you wait hoping for them to start making out or something. That never actually happens instead Derek looks as if he's about to kill you so even as much as you didn't want to - you ran upset that your boyfriend didn't get a boner because of Stiles with his 147 pounds of pale, fragile skin and bones.

L I A M

Liam when he sees pigeons at the your local park, you watch him laughing as he tried (and failed) to scare the pigeons. They don't look scared in fact they looked pissed off and the next thing you know they're making these noises and more pigeons are flying down crowding the two of you. Liam makes some long speech about how he loves you because he was one hundred percent sure he's going to die, he doesn't because an old man comes along with bread and the pigeons are gone. Even though they are Liam is still clinging to you like a little child.

B O N U S

Stiles when he thinks you're standing right next to him but in fact it's Derek because you purposely switched places with him. Stiles was too busy drooling over some pizza Scott was eating but you wer sure he was actually drooling over Scott because Sciles is for life! Derek didn't even give Stiles the time to realise who was he was actually commenting on because Derek punched him right in the jaw. You knew you shouldn't have but you laughed and so did Scott causing the pizza in his mouth to fly everywhere all over Derek. Let's just say Derek got to punch both halves of Sciles that day.