QUEST FOR THE FINANCE!!!!!!

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<pre style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, Helvetica, Trebuchet, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 16.799999237060547px; margin: 0px 0px 10px; white-space: pre-wrap; word-wrap: break-word; color: #333333; text-align: start;">*While Chris, Megan, and I are on a Skype call, I'm reading Megan's @Crete_*

"Crete is. Char is my daughter. I'm Megan, also known as Carolina. My finance isn't here right now.

"finance"

"FINANCE"

"FINANCE"

"FINANCE"

Me: CHRIS. WE MUST GO ON THE QUEST FOR THE FINANCE.

Chris: *plays video of Goofy singing 'Let It Go'*

Megan: NUUUUU!

*Later*

Me: Become one with Mother Russia, da? ^J^

Megan: I would gladly become one with mother Russia. :3

Chris: *awkwardly silent*

Megan: Me and my friend were roleplaying me going to a strip club and watching Russia on a strip pole.

Me: wAT.

Chris: ....

Megan: And then he took me home--

Me: OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH.

Chris: *silent for the next ten minutes*

*Later*

Me: I like 2p!England.

Megan: You do know that the cupcakes are made of human flesh right?

Me: *does a spit take* wAT.

Me: Well a few years ago, they found traces of human flesh in Tim-Tams. If that's what human flesh tastes like imma become a cannibal.</pre>

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