Dean: We have some advice for you readers out there.
Sam: Like for starters, if your lights start flickering and you hear noises when you're home alone, GET THE HELL OUT OF YOUR HOUSE.
Dean: Or when you think you hear rats in your unfinished and creepy as hell basement, TURN ON THE DAMN LIGHT BEFORE YOU GO DOWNSTAIRS.
Both: AND FOR GOD'S SAKE, DO NOT YELL "Is anyone there?". ARE YOU EXPECTING THE SPIRIT/DEMON/OTHER THING TO SAY "I'M IN THE KITCHEN MAKING SANDWICHES, DO YOU WANT ONE?"
Sam: Screw this! *slams down laptop*
Both: *stands up*
Dean: *grabs keys to the Impala*
Both: *walk out the door of the motel they're staying in, get in the Impala, and drive away*
Valerie: ...
Valerie: That went well.
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WARNING: THE AUTHOR OF THIS BOOK IS MENTALLY INSANE
RandomThere is literally no explanation for this. [⚜UPDATE⚜] I finally hit the chapter limit!! ~(0u0)~ New book should be up soon. Thanks for the ride, guys. <3
