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If I were a month, I’d be September.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Tuesday(again).
If I were a planet, I’d be Venus, because you can't stay near me long or bad things happen.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a lionfish because I don't like people. Or anything.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a laptop.
If I were a flower, Id be a red tulip.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be absolutely fucking pouring down rain.
If I were a colour, I’d be dark turquoise.

If I were an emotion, I’d be 9000% done.
if I were a fruit, I’d be a lemon.

If I were an element, I’d be water.
If I were a place, I’d be a small locally-owned coffee shop.
If I were a taste, I’d be dark chocolate.
If I were a scent, I’d be old book smell or new book smell, depends on the mood.
If I were an object, I’d be a sketchbook.
If I were a song, I’d be pretty much every Panic! At The Disco song ever. Including covers.

If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be off-brand converse.

(Try it for yourself: all I did was copy-paste it and rewrite the bold for my answers!)

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