The Real Reason Why Claude Killed Alois

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Dear diary, I have a poem, and I feel like sharing it. Hope Claude won't be mad! XD

God made yaks
God made Pepsi
God made me ultra sexy
God made poop
God made Lilo and Stitch
God made Claude an uptight bitch
God made butlers
God made steaks
God made Claude, well we all make mistakes
God made Hannah
God made dogs
God made Claude, OH. MY. GAWD.
God made me
God made hell
God made a heaven named Ciel
God made me
God made as I please
God made me, Mr. Alois
If God makes another Claude,
I'm going to say fuck you God

Claude stared at the diary, bewildered. He took off his spectacles, his golden eyes turning red.

"Well," he growled. "I now have a reason to destroy this son of a bitch."

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