Welcome to the chapter of Black Butler! Full of headcannons, shippings, lame jokes, and more! If I didn't make it, I'll say so in bold. And so.... Welcome to a part of my brain :
The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the crow and stabbed its heart out. Out came the- oh wait, he's dead isn't he?
XD SORRY NOT SORRY!!!!!
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*Ciel and Claude texting*
Ciel : Do you know the nickname Author-chan has given me?
Claude : Author-chan has given you a nickname?
Ciel : Yes, but please don't ask her what it is.
Claude : Okay, Cielly-kun.
Ciel : You little shit.
XD I love me!!
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Me : Potato flip!
*flipping table*
Potato flip!
*flipping desk*
Potato flip!
*flipping garden*
Potato flip!
*flipping Finny*
Potato flip!
*flipping telescope*
Potato flip!
*flipping TV*
Potato flip!
*failing to flip Sebastian*
Fffffuuuuuu........
XD yes, I'm crazy.
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(These are from the outtakes part I saw on the OVA in S2 XD)
Ciel : I shall commit myself to the task of...your face and...lick your mother....
Ciel : Ugh, Sebastian, prepare a boat to sail.
Sebastian : Really?
Ciel : Ugh, surely you're joking. Those lot look like fucking deer to you...and face..
Lizzie : And there it is. Back again. How can I ever thank you Ciel?
Ciel : Thank me? Well, you could start with a blow job for one.
(That killed me XD)
*Margaret Turner leaving*
Ciel : *thinking, God she has giant breasts.*
Mey-Rin : What's in there?
Finny : An instrument, maybe? MAYBE????
(That one also killed me XD)
Alois : Simple, I want you.
Ciel : As in you want to have sex?
Alois : It means exactly what I said.
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Ciel : I dunno Sebastian, can you give me a demonstration?
And who says I'm not an idiot?
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Damn, Ciel, you're hotter than the mansion your parents burned in.
The burn never bothered me anyway....
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Ciel : Hey, Alois. What do you get when you combine a slut and someone who needs help?
Alois : What?
Ciel : You.
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