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Writer's Tag -- FU Edition

Yes, this is another edition of the writer's tag. No, FU doesn't stand for fuck you. It stands for Forbidden Uncovering. It's my fantasy book on here.

1. A crazy hacker's gone into your computer, and has deleted all of your music, except for one song off of your writing playlist. Which song is it?

Stab My Back by The All-American Rejects

2. Your protagonist and antagonist have been paired up by friends to go out to lunch together. Where do they go?

Well, it would be Bireria and Matthew (even though if you've read the story you probably thought at first Zedrinnon is the antagonist). They wouldn't go to like a restaurant, but have this quiet little picnic outside the city.

3. You're crossing a bridge when the troll living under it stops you. He demands to read a chapter from your novel, and won't let you cross otherwise. Which chapter do you give him?

Chapter Nineteen because that's where everything comes together and shit goes down with Bireria, Matthew, and Zedrinnon.

4. Your friends have invited you out to a party. Surprise! All of your characters are there. Who do you choose to hang out with?

Bireria, because she's the only character I liked in this story. Of course, I like my characters, but it was more of I hate the other characters personality, you know what I'm saying (typing).

5. Crap. You left your car keys in your house, and you've (somehow) locked yourself out. Which of your characters picks the lock for you?

Bireria, because she wouldn't need to pick the lock like a normal person. She has magic she would be able to use the same spell that she used on the castle gates.

6. The zombie apocalypse is happening right now. (It sucks.) Everyone is fleeing the planet, and moving to Mars. ONE of your characters can go with you. Who do you choose?

Bireria, because fuck Matthew entirely, and Zedrinnon really isn't a good guy either though he kind of changes at the end. I don't forgive his actions from earlier in the story though.

7. You've been given the opportunity to travel to one place (town, building, landmark, country) in your book. Where do you go?

Tellie because it's make believe in the first place. The entire world is make believe. The only real location that exists is when I briefly mention California.

8. You meet your main character and start a conversation with them. Problem is, you've only got six words or less to do so. What do you say?

"Girl, you deserve better than them."

9. Crazy acid rain is falling from the sky. Which of your characters would you use as an umbrella?

This is a tough one. Do I use Matthew or do I use Zedrinnon? I don't know really. There's both disgusting pieces of shit that deserve to die. I'm going to choose Matthew, because if Zedrinnon dies the whole of Tellie goes to shit and then they all die.

10. You're out at a restaurant with your main character, and the time has come to order dessert. What do you order for them?

Literally anything, because Bireria hasn't had food from the "human" world. So whatever the fuck I feel like ordering.