Burgers? (America x Reader)

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Edited Jue 19, 2020

(Y/n) woke up to see their wonderful boyfriend of three years Alfred smiling down at them (I'd honestly scream in fear tbh).


"Good mornin' sleeping beauty."

"Alfred... get out of my face."

"Aww but (Y/n), I love you!"

"I love you too...now get outta my face."

"Duuuuuude."

"Stop or you won't get any burgers for a week."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"...burgers?"

"Oh, God...sometimes I wonder if you love me or burgers more."

"You obviously...although..."

"I don't wanna hear it."

"But babe! I was gonna compliment you!"

"How? By comparing me to a burger?"

"...yes?"

"Why do I love you?"

A/N: Once again...another crack fic.

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