apparently i've said things that are rememberable enough to quote
im probably going to regret this
' Me, I can be the gentleman. '
' Are you cancer? '
' I derive from the gays. '
' I'm a white boy.'
' I don't got that movie plot romance. '
' Don't judge me, you're a pervert on purpose. '
' You were the accident. '
' Those winks look drunk. '
' Nothing is straight in your life.'
' She doesn't want your crusty dick. '
' Bippity boopity back the fuck up before I shove my foot up your ass.'
' I'm not pansexual I just think people are really attractive. '
' They're my children. '
' I'm giving you up for adoption. '
' It's a fetus tuba. '
' Model material. '
' Everyone is hot, got a problem with it? '
' I wonder if I scream senpai loud enough Jack will come. '
' She's a lesbian, you have a dick, stop trying. '
' He pays her. '
hahahhaahahahahha i'm laughing because non of these have any context and you're all probably like what the fuck gotta blast
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remember everyone has an inner pretty setter
drink yO milk and keep on sinning
xoxo - aiden
