how to ruin your life

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- why is it called a building if its already built?
- do dogs think in barks?
- the brain named itself
- why is the word " union " not pronounced like " onion "
- have you ever noticed that you breathe on your own but once you start thinking about you have to tell yourself to breathe?
- somebody is probably meeting the love of their lives right now
- you've probably taken a shower at the same time as your favorite celebrity before
- how do people know how to do the difference between speaking and singing? its not like we were taught or anything
- there's a skeleton inside your body right now
- anyone could commit murder, or rape for that matter
- how to babies think?
- do did we think before languages? who made them?
- imagine if you never existed
- what if you grew up with a different family
- someone is probably dying right now
- there are at least ten attempted suicides every minute
- everyone says people are crazy for being attracted to someone related by blood but its a fact that we as humans are more attracted to people who resemble ourselves, so are they really crazy?
- there's more nipples in the world than people
- spoons are just tiny bowls with a handle
- we're always told to not give into peer pressure yet we're never told not to pressure our peers
- you can't sneeze with your eyes open
- why is it called chile if its hot?
- people die of old age, every second you are getting older therefore every second you are dying

well that's all, thank you for your time
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remember everyone has an inner pretty setter
drink yO milk and keep on sinning
xoxo - aiden

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