BONUS CHAPTER
Heya cupcakes! I was bored so I decided to do this fun little Auphia update! I know a lot of you miss them!
PS song above is cups by Anna Kendrick. It's there in this chapter, you could lsiten to it if you want to!
PS have a look at the character art @lifeisbacons made for WN. I absolutely love it. Isn't she amazing?
Enjoy!
Yashiexx
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"Austin."
Poke.
"Austin!"
Poke. Poke.
"Austin! Wake up!"
"Mmph." Austin mumbled as he snuggled into his pillow, snoring lightly.
I rolled my eyes and sat up slowly, putting my hands at my sides to push myself up lightly in a sitting position as I put my hand over my gigantic belly. I felt three kicks simultaneously inside and I winced, biting my lip. That hurt.
"You guys can stop the soccer game inside, please babies. I know what you want." I whispered softly to my belly.
I shook Austin lightly but my doofus of husband continued to snore.
I grabbed the air horn out of my bedstand and blew it hard into his ear.
Austin started with a comical gasp as he rolled off the bed onto the floor and scrambled up to his feet.
"I'm up! I'm up! I'm up!"
I put my hand over my mouth to rein in my laughter. I hated to do this to the poor fellow, but hey, baby calls.
Austin looked at me sleepily.
"What do you need, cupcake?" He yawned, rubbing his eyes sleepily.
"I'm hungry."
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