They sat on the old ripped couch in their suits, laughing from the adrenaline high.
"That was fun. You bursting in there yelling honey I'm home was brilliant."
She laughed, looking at Deadpool.
He nodded, grinning proudly.
"You hungry? We could get some tacos."
Lady Deadpool tilted her head.
"You know, I've never had tacos before."
He gasped, feigning horror.
"No fucking way. We have to go get some. And chimichangas."
She shook her head.
"Never had those either. But I would love to try them."
Deadpool jumped off the couch and pulled her with him, out the door and down to the taqueria. He stopped suddenly right at the door, causing Lady Deadpool to bump into his back.
"We're here. Heaven."
She peeled herself off his back, and looked from his triumphant pose to the small shop he stood in front of.
"I always thought heaven had white pearly gates and a chorus of angels."
He laughed, and pulled her inside.
"Touché. Heaven on earth. Better?"
She nodded, and looked at the menu that hung over the cash register.
Deadpool walked to the register, and began to order.
"Hmm. Twelve tacos, and six chimichangas. And a pitcher of soda."
He turned to Andy.
"And what do you want?"
She started laughing.
"I'll have whatever you recommend."
He nodded.
"Better double that then."
The cashier nodded, with a silent surprised expression, staring at the two figures in head to toe red, black, and weaponry.
He pulled her to a table and sat down, looking around.
"Great place, huh?"
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Deadpool Fanfiction
FanfictionIn a parallel universe, Wade Wilson was alone in the world. He decided that he had nothing to lose when he was offered an experimental solution to his cancer. But the solution went wrong, giving him healing and strength abilities. He met someone dur...
