Life with the Pines (Dipcifica)

Chapter 3

A/N: Wow chapter 3 I made 2 whole chapters in one day what's next I win a prize in a claw machine........ Probably not because about 99% of those are rigged.

It has been 6 months since Tyrone has spoken his first words. Now he is starting to speak in full sentences, Dipper & Pacifica couldn't be happier to see how their baby boy is growing up. Right now Tyrone was running around the house playing with his blankie on as a cape pretending to be a superhero.

Dipper walks in the apartment after a long day of class, only for Tyrone to jump on top of him.

"I have captuwed the evil daddytwon," said Tyrone.

Dipper grabs Tyrone by the waist starts to tickle him.

"Oh no tickle attack," said Tyrone as he is laughing.

"Okay where's mommy?" Dipper asked.

"Baffwoom," said Tyrone.

Dipper picks up Tyrone and bring him to see Pacifica puking in the toilet.

"Your not pregnant again are you?" Dipper asked.

"Oh no, I'm going through that again, at least for a while," said Pacifica.

"Then how come you were puking?" Dipper asked.

"Long story short, never get take out from that new Chinese place for lunch," said Pacifica, "They tend to undertook the meats." (BTW I really love Chinese food so I have nothing against that stuff, I just love me some Sesame/Orange/General Tso/Sweet and Sour Chicken, I like a lot of Chinese chicken dishes)

"Good to know," said Dipper.

Dipper places Tyrone done on the ground.

"Go back to playing little buddy," said Dipper.

"I'm supew baby," said Tyrone as he runs out the room.

"Glad I got that out of my system," said Pacifica.

"Oh I got us dinner reservations to that Italian place you like for us tonight," said Dipper.

"Eh, I don't know what about Tyrone he doesn't like to be without us for long," said Pacifica.

"Don't worry your loving husband got a plan," said Dipper.

A few hours later Dipper and Pacifica were about to leave when Tyrone stops them.

"Whewe awe you going?" Tyrone asked.

"Oh it's our little date night," said Dipper.

"But don't worry we got a babysitter," said Pacifica.

Tyrone screams.

"Why would someone sit on me?" Tyrone asked.

Dipper and Pacifica laughed at their son's comment.

"No silly baby, a babysitter is someone who watches a child when the parents are gone," said Pacifica.

"But, don't worry who we got won't be mean to you," said Dipper.

They hear a knock on the door.

"Oh that must be the babysitter," said Dipper.

Dipper opens the door to reveal Mabel with a 6 month pregnant belly.

"Hey, who wants a hug," said Mabel.

"AUNTIE MABEL!," said Tyrone as he went in for a hug.

"Aw, how's my favorite nephew?" Mabel asked.

"Good," said Tyrone.

"Do you want a piece of chocolate?" Mabel asked as she pulls a piece of chocolate from her pocket.

"Yeah," said Tyrone.

He grabs the chocolate and eats it.

"Okay we'll be back at around 10, you know our cell phone number's right?" Pacifica asked.

"They're on my speed dial," said Mabel.

"Okay," said Pacifica.

She gets down to Tyrone's level.

"Be a good boy for Auntie Mabel while mommy and daddy are gone got it?" Pacifica asked.

"Okie dokie mommy," said Tyrone.

Pacifica kissed him on the forehead.

"Don't have too much fun you two," said Mabel.

Dipper and Pacifica walk out of the room.

A/N: Okay I'm posting a part 2 to this chapter some time tomorrow, I would continue but I'm so tired my eye bags have bags and I'm 5 minutes from eating my shirt, almost like dipper actually. Okay see you next chapter.