[So I made an Aesthetic book thing and I take requests, so if everyone could go check that out I'd be super grateful!!]
Tony throws down the controller, sneers as he turns to Steve. "Why did you shoot me."
Steve shrugs. "Bucky was in trouble. You were in the way."
"So?"
"So? He's my friend."
Tony makes a dramatic gasping sound as he places his hand on his chest. "So was I."
"Why," You lift your head up from the book in your lap. "Did you name a goat after your best friend?"
Steve grins, fidgets with the controller until his Sims character is petting the white goat roaming around the house. "Because Bucky reminds me of a goat."
"But you didn't need to shoot me!"
"You were getting too close, I had to defend him. It's your own fault. I told you to stay away or you'd be sorry."
"Unbelievable," Tony mutters.
