Harry Potter One Shots and Headcannons

Fresh Prince of Hogwarts

In Godric's Hollow,

Born (but not raised),

With dead parents was how I spent most of my days, 

Chillin' out, Flyin 'round and acting so cool, 

Waving that wand like I was no fool,

When a bald, evil dude who was up to no good,

Started making trouble in my neighbourhood,

I got one little scar and Dumbledore got scared,

He said you're movin with your Aunt Petunia under the stairs.

Source: belovedkid