BTS IN OUTER SPACE

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V : wooooww so this is where we should film DNA!! *takes of suit*

J-hope : and you would die in 3, 2,

V : okay I take it back!!

RM : *nerd mode on* One million Earths could fit inside the Sun. The Sun contains 99.86% of the mass in the Solar System. The Sun is an almost perfect sphere. The temperature inside the Sun can reach 15 million degrees Celsius. Eventually, the Sun will consume the Earth. The Sun will one day be about the size of Earth---

Jimin : yooo mehnnn what he saying?!

Jungkook : yeah men we got jamz!

Suga : sooo I guess we're in space right?

Jin : yes and I think we have a problem...

V : Akmfrivnfvonedowjwwoooerdfhhhjjnhj ehooooooooyieeooooodixrjgbjssdnfn!!

J-hope : guys I think... he's transforming

Jimin : OH NOOOO TAE TAE DON'T LEAVE US *hugs tae*

RM : From what I see, it seems that tae is looking for his friends here

Jungkook : what? In outer space so that means hyung isssss

Suga : an alien!

J-hope : *freaks out* OH MY GODDDDD NOOOOO THIS CAN'T HAPPEN! WHAT WILL WE DO!!!!!!

V : *barfs out rainbow puke*

Jungkook : ain't lookin at you anymore

Jimin : *hugging v* T____T TNX. A LOT.

Suga : da smell mehn insfirhes mehnnnnn

Jin : NAMJOON HURRY UP AND THINK OF A PLAN!!!

RM : so yes, we're in a space ship, and i guess the only way is to.....

RM : crash into a blackhole!

Jin : *hits rm* ARE YOU CRAZY?! WE WOULD DIE!!!

Suga : I agree, with him we're probably in deep horrible sleep and sad to say we have to wake up ...

J-hope : DO IT NOWWW GUYZZZ V IS ABOUT TO PUKE AGAINNNN

Jimin : I. AM. DYING.

RM : *suprisingly goes to the pilot seat in the dream of a space ship* HERE WE GOOOOO *charges to the blackhole*

V : ALDMRKGOEKDOW NOOOOOOO MY FRIENDZZSZSSSSS

*a moment of silence with all the members dizzy*

*the blackhole is just as blek as mah eyebags :(*

Jungkook : *first to wake up* hyungsss!!! FINALLY WE'RE AWAKE!! *looks at bed* OH SHIIII

Jimin : OH MY GOD. IT IS REALLLLLLL I HAVE

J-hope : oh noo puke dis very dirty water 😢😢😢

RM : dafuq how come all of us are covered in tae's...

Suga : *removes shirt* *goes back to sleep*

Jin : TAEHYUNGGGG!! *dies from the smell*

V : *dazed and confused* what happened? Why is my mouth full of this green thing? *smells self* *tastes* hmmm not bad for alien meal hehehe

Members : .......

V : what? Tastes good! 

Readers : ...... 

Me : ......  

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