Book of Burning Random Insanity

Magnet Trash ver (Wattpad Edition featuring Pyro and Ryan)

Note: The song we used was based off a parody made by Jubyphonic, we just changed a few things in her lyrics but we still give her and Rachie full credit.

Last Night's Convo with Ryan

Ryan: ... I said this is a bad idea! Collaboration?!

Pyro: this is punishment for... things.

Ryan: -_- Fine. Why do I have to sing?

Pyro: Because I always wanted to do a duet with you! ^_^ I sent you the email, right? And I let you help me write the lyrics.

Ryan: Which is such a pain in the behind.

Pyro: So I'm gonna record our duet tonight in Skype. But I'm not posting the vid or audio because reasons XP

Ryan: Fine... *starts playing Magnet instrumental*

*instrumental*

Pyro: Burning me inside, you're the fire raging through a lonely heart
Turning you away wasn't even possible right from the start
Sent upon the words of a message that seems so desperate
"Would you please be my girlfriend?" He says. "I know you're not even straight!"

(Ryan pauses the music as Pyro falls off her seat laughing)

Ryan: I DID NOT SAY THAT WHEN I WAS COURTING YOU!

Pyro: yes you did! *shows screenshots*

Ryan: -_- Let's just finish this before you wake up your family with your insane laughter.

(music plays again)

Pyro: "LOL who is this? Fuck, I get these all the time"
"Then again, his personality made me die..."
Feeding through me since that day was something wrong but felt so right
I had to hit reply

Why do you always run away whenever I'm texting you bae?
Was I a game to you? No, you only watch hentai anyway...! PFTTT!

( Ryan pauses the music as Pyro shoots snot out of her nose from keeping her laughter in)

Ryan: -_- I regret this decision.

Pyro: AHAHAHAHAHA!

(ryan plays the music again)

Pyro: Texting every night and making out- well, that's a lie
Because I'm straight for you only as a friend who would like to steal his bestfriend's girl

Ryan: hah hah hah.

Pyro: Now it's your turn, take it away Ry!

Ryan: 'Top or bottom?' That's not the problem! Why did I thought of this again?
Every time I hear your voice it makes me feel such mixed feelings
Everything was going so smoothly right until I messed it up
"Hey, I'm Pyro's ex!' I said and broke the comment box

Now I know the simple thing I did that day
Was a mistake that I regret till today
We're far from each other, I know you know that too.
So why do I even fell for you?

Why did we ever call on Skype? You should've left the call that night
But, no, you didn't and now I can't even stop you from even hurting
Suitors left and right, making me question my whole life
But though it's painful to say out loud the truth that I'm just a jerk for you

Pyro: It was supposed to be a joke song -_- You took it so seriously.

Ryan: I thought it was serious. Fine, I'll change the lyrics. *starts writing stuff*

Pyro: But it's cool now, bro.

Ryan: So... You still hate me, right?

Pyro: No. But my friends do. Anyways, stop talking!

Ryan: Maybe someday when this all has passed us by
And a guy is the only thing on your mind
Could you keep me in your thoughts? Remember me until the end
Unless his sister's hot

Ryan: There, I'm not as boring as you thought I'd be XD

Pyro: -__-

Pyro and Ryan: Why do you always run away whenever I'm texting you bae?
Was I a game to you? No, this isn't straight from an anime
Singing really high *Ryan chokes* and making fun of every line
Ryan: Because you'll be straighter than you can even say
Once I start trying ;P

Friends are about to slay, and praying each and everyday
Pyro: But when I look at you and your freaky face, I know I'm totally gay XD (Ryan: Stop making fun of my nose)
Laughing through the fights, forgetting homework due that night
Ryan: You're such a joker, too. Girl, you need a life. But I still love you all the time.

Pyro: *throws up*

Ryan: So... are the lyrics that bad?

Pyro: So bad that while I'm writing this shit down on Wattpad, I edited everything you're saying. Your grammar is horrible.

Ryan: well, I'm sorry.

Pyro: Anyways, I'll publish this tomorrow XD

Ryan: Don't tag me.

Pyro: Btw... I'm about to say "yes" To this *username invalid* because he seems nice.

Ryan: o_e Don't you dare.

Pyro: JK! XD

*end of the song*

Hope you enjoy our parody XD Boy, from singing so high I broke my vocal chords and I even woke up my parents. Btw, Ry, luv ya too XD Don't kill me though.