Book of Burning Random Insanity

Why I Shouldnt reply to Most PMs and Comments

My other random book won't show in My Works,so I decided to take it here and use ut as a warning.

I was in a bad mood when I replied to them, okay?! I went too far!

This is how I respond to comments I don't care about

PM

Reader: ur stry suckz ballz nd u shuld delete it. Sra is such a horrible character.

Me: *replies with Giving a Fuck Level at 0* So? At least her character's not as horrible as you. And no thank you, I don't plan on deleting this.

Reader: Even the athor is hrrblez. At least mine is better.

Me: *gives her a few minutes to wait before replying* Oh. I forgot I was supposed to care, but I dont know if I should.

Reader: Stop bullying me

Me: Stop being a bitchy little pieve of shit. I'm not in the mood to deal with you

Reader: *is typing*

Me: Goodbye. Its fun trying to watch your frustration but I got bored. *blocks her*

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Another PM

Reader: Rin is rlly bad. U shuld delete d book.

Me: Fuck you, you're not my master.

Reader: *is typing*,

Me: I hope you burn. *blocks user*

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User I'm annoyed at but is still my fucking friend for an unknown reason: Hey.

Me: *calmly* I am not in the fucking mood to deal with you. Get your fucking ass away from me or else you'll lose it.

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Comments:

I'll kill you for killing off Sora!

Sadistic bitch still can't get enough of killing.

Me: *Shrugs* I don't give a fuck.

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Crybaby in PM: Hi, please vote and comment on my stories.

Me: Sorry, but I can't ^_^;; I've been really busy. Plus, I still don't know you. I'll read your book if you're my friend or if I find your story suitable to my liking.

Crybaby: Pls. I want to get more reads.

Me: So do I, but I don't self advertise to strangers. I only wait for some MAGIIIIC to appear.

Crybaby: Pls. You'll love it. My book is amazing.

Me: I have a lot to read and your book doesn't suit my taste.

Crybaby: I don't like people procrastinating. I want you to add my book in your library NOW or else I'll get scary.

Me: Prove. It. I want to see which one of us is scarier. *cracks knuckles in real life*

Crybaby: I'll report you.

Me: I warned you.

Crybaby: You're really mean. I'll block you and I won't read your books.

Me: here goes.

YOU FUCKING LITTLE CRYBABY SHIT! I WANT TO GIVE YOU A WARNING BEFORW I BLOCK YOUR ASS OFF! I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR SHITTY BOOK NOR DO I CARE ABOUT YOUR WEABOO ASS CRYING JUST BECAUSE I WONT READ YOUR MOTHERFUCKING BOOK. IM A WRITER AS WELL. YOU SHOULD FUCKING LEARN TO BE FUCKING PATIENT YOU LIMPDICK SON OF A WHOREY BITCH BECAUSE YOURE ANNOYING THE FUCKING SHIT OUTTA ME.

User: *blocks me*

Me in real life: Finally.

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Ill try my best to reply to comments and PMs. . .but sometimes I get nervous or have to hold myself away before I go evil on a few users.

I'm tired and sleepy. Bye~