Lionpaw: Ashfur, what does a leader do?
Ashfur: Oh, a leader. Uh. . . A leader isn't the cat in charge of the Clan. All they do is sit on their nest, playing with a ball of yarn and drinking milk.
Lionpaw: That's boring.
Ashfur: I know.
Lionpaw: Hi, Heatherpaw! :D
Heatherpaw: Do I know you? O_O
Lionpaw: D:
Heatherpaw: *Walks away*
Ashfur: Why does Hollypaw sit at the fresh-kill pile all of the time?
Lionpaw: My littermates are weird.
Jaypaw: *Becomes blinded by Cinderpaw* Pretty. . . Pretty ugly. . .*Faints*
Cinderpaw: :O
Leafpool: JAYPAW DOWN! FIRESTAR, CALL THE MEDICI-- wait, that's me. Firestar, call me!
Firestar: I am the leader, remember? I do nothing but drink milk and play with yarn.
Leafpool: Oh yeah. :/ Who's going to call me?
Crowfeather: ME! :D
Leafpool: Yay!
Crowfeather: *Calls Leafpool even though he's practically next to her*
Leafpool: Hello?
Crowfeather: Hey!
Lionpaw: I AM SO GOOD LOOKING THAT EVERY CAT IGNORES ME?!
Jaypaw: I'm better looking. GO ME!
Crowfeather: Actually, Jaypaw is better.
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Warrior Cat Randomness
FanfictionWARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''L...
