Ashfur: Squirrelflight walking. Now squirrel's glaring at me.
Brambleclaw: Hey, you Brambleclaw stealer! :O
Hawkfrost: Whaaaaaaaat?
Brambleclaw: YOU STOLE ME!
Hawkfrost: Mwhahaha? o.o
Brambleclaw: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! *Dives into Hawkfrost*
Hawkfrost: Aah! *Falls back*
Tigerstar: Hello, my evil slaves. Did you get my pizza? :D
Brambleclaw: YOU STOLE ME?!?!?!?!?!
Ashfur: Couple of dopes fighting. Squirrelflight sighs. *Sighs*
Squirrelflight: I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU, PIZZA-BRAIN!
Ashfur: Squirrel shouting.
Squirrelflight: *Hits Ashfur on the head with a frying pan*
Ashfur: Ashy down... *Falls*
Brambleclaw: Hello, Squirrelfly, Bramble-Bramble is in da Clan!
Squirrelflight: What, do you want a pizza with a frying pan topping now? -.-
Brambleclaw: YES, PLEASE! :D
Squirrelflight: NO, IT'S MINE!
Tigerstar: Come to the dork side, Brambleclaw.
Hawkfrost: Dork side? Dude, I'm not Dorkfrost!
Tigerstar: AGH, WE HAVE COOKIES! Cooooooookies.
Hawkfrost: I WILL JOIN!
Brambleclaw: Cookies? Cookies? COOKIES? COOKIES?!
Tigerstar: Yes, Brambleclaw, cookies.
Brambleclaw: COOKIES?!?! I LOVE COOKIES! :D
Tigerstar: Yay!
Hawkfrost: NO! *Runs*
Leafpool: Hello!
Hawkfrost: LEAFEATER!
Leafpool: What? *Eats a leaf*
Brambleclaw: EAT MY LEAVES, LEAFEATER! *Kicks leaves into Leafpool's face*
Leafpool: LEAVES! *Stuffs them and burps* What was that? WHO DID THAT?
Hawkfrost: I know I have no manners, but Leafeater, you're a medicine cat!
Leafpool: Hey, I'm a medicine cat and I am awesome, so shut up maybe!
Tigerstar: Ooh, Leafpool is telling us to be quiet. Your wish is what we shall do. *Dips head*
Squirrelflight: YOU'RE IGNORING ME?! I AM PRINCESS SQUIRRELFLIGHT!
Brambleclaw: Do I know you?
Ashfur: Brambleidiot confused. Uh oh, it's the end of the spoof. Ashfur saying goodbye.
Hawkfrost: Dude, why do you do that?!
Tigerstar: HEY, IT'S THE END OF THE SPOOF!
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Warrior Cat Randomness
FanfikceWARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''L...
