Firestar: I am so bored I could talk to a daisy. :/
Sandstorm: O.O
Firestar: But I won't, because that cat beside me will think I'm a mouse-brain. IT'S NOT FAAAAAAAIIRRR! D:
Sandstorm: o.o *Thinks: Crazy.*
Firestar: Oh, hello. o_o Want a cup of tea?
Sandstorm: ...
Firestar: No, no tea? Well, OK, if you insist. How about... Hmm... a cup of vole-offee?
Sandstorm: Vole-- what now? O_o
Firestar: Vole-offee. You know, the new wild coffee out there where you become so hyper or crazy, that your whole Clan will freak out. It's awesome and... fresh from SkyClan's territory. Leafstar sells them to earn more money for her Clan. I reckon we better do something like that.
Sandstorm: o.o *Walks away slowly*
Firestar: I mean, ThunderClan could do with more money to buy a bigger warrior's den and maybe an apprentices' den. How about it, eh, Sandstorm? *Looks around* Uh, Sandstorm? o.o *Looks under bedding* Helloooooo, you under there, Sandstorm? .... Aw, I lost Sandstorm. :'(
Hawkfrost: MWHAHAHAHA! IN YO FACE, FIRESTAR! >:D
Firestar: Go back to RiverClan, fish, fish, fishy-wishy eater! :o
Hawkfrost: Oh, darn, he found me. >_
Firestar: o.o
Smudge: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! *Running slowly*
Firestar: Who are you, again? o.O
Smudge: I'm Smudge, Rusty. Don't you remember me? D:
Firestar: I can see why you're called Smudge. o.o
Brambleclaw and Lionblaze: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *Run around in circles*
Firestar: What's up with them? o.o I know! I bet they want some of that vole-offee. :3 HEY, GUUUUUUUUYSSS! *Waves about*
Brambleclaw and Lionblaze: *Stop* Yes, Firestar?
Firestar: Try some of this nice vole-offee to calm you down. Soothing for the mind, crazyness until the find. :3 *Holds it out*
Brambleclaw and Lionblaze: *Look at each other* *Grab the vole-offee* Mmm... O_O!!! *Run around like chickens* Buck, buck, buck, buck!
Squirrelflight: O_O! MY KIT! :O
Leafpool: LIONBLAZE IS MY KIT! >:U
Squirrelflight: Oh yeah, I forgot. ^_^''
Hollyleaf: ... I guess I'll have to tell Firestar. -.- FIRESTAR! C'MERE! *Waves* OVER HERE!
Firestar: Wow, I must be famous. o.o Sorry, Hollyleaf, but I don't have a pen or paper. >_
Hollyleaf: This Clan called BloodClan has returned!
Firestar: How'd you know about them? O.O
Hollyleaf: Ferncloud told me stories about 'em when I was just Hollykit.
Ferncloud: HOLLYKIT?! WHERE?! :'D
Firestar: Oh no, oh no, oh no! BLOOOOOOOODCLAN HAS RETURNED!
Cloudtail: WHAT?! OH NO!
Brightheart: NO!
Thornclaw, Cinderheart, Sorreltail, Brackenfur and Greystripe: OH NO!
Tigerstar: OH YEAH, TIME TO WRECK... uh... TIME! >:D
ThunderClan: O.O!
Tigerstar: o_o .... *Awkward Uh... I DEMAND YOU GET ME BURGERS FROM BURGER KING! >:o *Goes crazy and leaves*
BloodClan: *Appears* *Form two seperate lines*
Bone: *Flips in the space between the lines* Look who's back for more trouble! >:3
Firestar: Bone?! I thought you got killed by apprentices!
Jayfeather: By apprentices? XDDDDDDDDDDD
Bone: No, not really. I faked it all, y'know. Now I'm the leader of BloodClan. Scourge's death wasn't fake, sadly. :/ *All of a sudden falls over* >_
Firestar: You, lead BloodClan?! XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Bone: Oh, ha, ha, ha! -.-
Firestar: THUNDERCATS, ATTACK THAT BLOODCLAN!
ThunderClan: *Attack*
A few heartbeats later...
Bone: NO! YOU KILLED MY CHEESE! D: *Looks at cheese on the ground* Grr! BLOODCLAN, RETREAT AT ONCE, Y'ALL! *Starts to run but falls over* >_
Firestar: Is everyone OK?
ThunderClan: Yeah.
Firestar: That battle was easier than when Do-courge attacked. Once single tap and BAM, BLOODCLAN'S RETREATING!
Brambleclaw and Lionblaze: Buck, buck, buck, buck, buck, buck!
Firestar: YOU WANT MY MONEY?! :O *Hugs jar of money and cookies* IT'S MINE! MINE, I TELL YOU! MINE! >:o
Sandstorm: Uh, Firestar, there's only one pence and the rest is just cookies. o.o
Firestar: WHAT?! NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! YOU TOOK MAH MONEH! T_T
Sandstorm: No, you spent it all on that ''vole-offee'', remember? o.o
Firestar: Oh yeah. Mouse-brained me. :/
Sandstorm: Yeah...
Firestar: BYE FOR NOW! *Flies off like Nyan Cat with the Nyan Cat song playing*
Bluestar: *Joins in*
ŞİMDİ OKUDUĞUN
Warrior Cat Randomness
Hayran KurguWARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''L...
