Ferncloud: Dustpelt, what shall we name our one thousandth kit? :D
Dustpelt: Hmm. . . IsuckbutDustpeltruleskit. :)
Ferncloud: Okay, IsuckbutDustpeltruleskit it is! ^_^
Dustpelt: *Laughing head off*
Daisy: That name is cruel! You should nam it something like Daisykit instead. :-)
Dustpelt: . . . I'M THROWING MY KITS! *Throws nine hundred and ninety nine of them at Daisy*
Daisy: My, there's a lot of kits in my nursery. SPIDERLEG, I HAVE AN IDEA!
Spiderleg: What, you fox-dung Daisy? -.-
Daisy: Ha, you're funny! <3 Sound the alarm clock because I've got nine hundred and ninety nine kits for us to raise! ;)
Spiderleg: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Daisy: YEEEEEEEEEEEES! :D
Ferncloud: You kit-stealers! >:o *Jumps about like a monkey on bedding*
Spiderleg: Mum --
Ferncloud: It's Ferncloud. AND DAISY, YOU ARE SO LAST YEAR! GET OUT OF THE CLAN OR BY STARCLAN I'LL THROW YOU OUT LIKE I DID TO DUSTPELT BECAUSE HE RAN OFF WITH LARCHKIT BECAUSE HE THOUGHT I WAS INSANE!
Daisy: No, I won't give up my cutie kits, you pile of kittypet food! >:O
Spiderleg: HECK YEAH, YOU ROCK, FERNCLOUD! >:D
Birchfall: Go Ferncloud, bye Daisy! :D
Foxleap and Icecloud: UP WITH FERNCLOUD, DOWN WITH DAISY!
Dustpelt: Yay. ._.
Daisy: Spiderpiggy, you traitor! :O
Spiderleg: It's Spiderleg, mouse-brain. -.-
Daisy: Get down from the walls, Spiderpiglet. :S
Spiderleg: It's -- oh, I give up. -_-
Daisy: Okay, It'sohIgiveup.
Ferncloud: WHOO! I WON SO DARN EASILY! THANK YOU, SPIDERLEG! :D I told you our one thousand kits would come in handy, Dustpelt, but noooooo, you didn't listen. U_U
Dustpelt: Why, may I ask, do we have one thousand kits? :/
Ferncloud: I dunno. :/ Ooh, maybe our one thousand kits will have one thousand kits, and then they'll have one thousand kits! *Claps forepaws* :D
Dustpelt: Then our kin will never end! Good thinking, Ferncloud.
Daisy: Spiderleg and I have infinity kits! :D
Ferncloud: *Gasps* Spiderleg is soooo special! :')
Dustpelt: So you told me.
Ferncloud: Get out of here, Daisy. *Throws kittypet food out of ThunderClan*
Daisy: YUM! *Runs away*
Ferncloud: Oh yes, I'm the nursery queen of the Clan!
Poppyfrost: Oh no. . . *Wraps tail around Cherrykit and Molekit*
Ferncloud: Oh, you're okay because you're a Clan cat, a tortoiseshell Clan cat! Oh, you're okay!
Ferncloud's and Dustpelt's one thousand kits: O_O
Dustpelt: Hey, Birchfall, you know what Ferncloud and I asked StarClan for your birthday?
Birchfall: What?! :D
Ferncloud: One thousand more brothers and sisters! :D
Foxleap: Don't you elders think you've got too many? :/
Ferncloud: More means more luck. With more luck I will be able to survive from things like whitecough. OH, I WILL SURVIVE!
Foxleap: Your belief is stupid. . .
Spiderleg: So are our parents, Foxleap. Ugh, can't I swap my parents? ._.
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Warrior Cat Randomness
FanfictionWARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''L...
