Ashkit: Halftail, how come you have a half tail?
Halftail: Well, you see, Ashkit, when I was young... my name was Sparrowpelt. And, uh... I was climbing up a tree. Now, this is me forgetting about what happened. Sure, One-eye?
One-eye: *Padding along* *Stands on Patchpelt's tail*
Patchpelt: YE-OW! *Goes through ceiling of elder's den*
One-eye: ... What? ._.
Dappletail: o.o
One-eye: Candy? *Bites Smallear's tail*
Smallear: OW! >_<
One-eye: What?
Dappletail: One-eye, you bit Smallear's tail. o.o
One-eye: What?
Dappletail: *Grabs a mega phone* YOU BIT SMALLEAR'S TAIL!
One-eye: Oh... What?
Dappletail: *Sighs*
Halftail: *Coughs* Mouse-brain. *Coughs*
One-eye: Oh, I would like some good o' fresh-kill, Patchkit, thanks for asking!
Patchpelt: I didn't say anything. Also, my name is Patchpelt. ._.
One-eye: What?
Ashkit: o_o
One-eye: Oh, hello, Bluestar! It's nice of you to come to see me, isn't it? Yes, yes, I am so glad you came. o3o
Ashkit: O_O!
Halftail: That's not Bluestar, One-eye, that's Ashkit. o.o
One-eye: I'm leader of WonderClan? Oh, yay! I'm now OneoneoneoneONEstar! :D
Halftail: ._.
One-eye: Hello, Halfstarhalf! :)
Halftail: Halfstarhalf? O_O
One-eye: What?
Halftail: GAH! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU, ONE-EYE! *Throws out of den*
One-eye: When I was young I remembered I stole feathers, eh, Halftail? :3
Ashkit: O.O *Slowly walks away*
One-eye: Hey, Dappletailedmouse, I want a mouse like Furmouse! XDD
Mousefur: ...
One-eye: XDDDDDDDD
Mousefur: ...
One-eye: You're a good wee kit, aren't you, Halfstarhalf? I'm glad you are, kit. *Rests tail-tip on Mousefur's shoulder* I WANT MONEY! GIMMIE MONEY-PREY! I'MMA CRAZY BEE! I WANT SIX MILLION MONEY-PREY.COMS! :D
Mousefur: O_O
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Warrior Cat Randomness
FanfictionWARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''L...
