Bluestar: Rusty - NO! THERE'S A FIRE IN THE TERRITORY! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, KITTY-CATS! :O
ThunderClan: *Start going crazy*
Halftail: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! D:
Rusty: I don't see a fire... o.o
Tigerclaw: *Points tail at Rusty* GET THE FIRE OUT OF HERE! QUICK!
Rusty: But -- o.o
Bluestar: Oh, wait, calm down! It's just Rusty. His pelt was shining under the sun and he looked like fire.
ThunderClan: *Stop going crazy*
Bluestar: I, Bluestar, leader of ThunderClan, call upon my warrior ancestors to look down upon this kittypet. He has -- OMG, FIRE! :O
ThunderClan: *Go crazy again*
Flametail: NO! MY TV! WE ALL GONNA DIE! WE ALL GONNA DIE, KITTYS! WE ALL GON' DIE! *Sobs* D:
Kitty: Don't be dramatic, Dramatictail. We don't want our ears to run away. o.o
Flametail: I'm not being dramatic, Kitty. >.>
Greystar: HEY, EVERYONE!
Flametail: Wanna play mossball? :3
Mistyfrost: TACOS! COOKIES! Er... GANGNAM STYLE! O.O
Bluestar: O.O ... Who are you guys?
Russetfrost: We're future members of ThunderClan. We have come from the future and have to tell you that Rusty is the cause of the fire. He is the fire. Rusty's the fire.
Bluestar: Hey, guys, I just remembered that Rusty's pelt was just shining and looked like fire! XD
ThunderClan: Quit fooling us, Foolishstar! >:o
Bluestar: Who's Foolishstar? o.o
ThunderClan: You, Bluestar.
Bluestar: Aw, you shouldn't have! You make a blue cat a happy cat.
Flametail: You make sad banana even sadder! :(
Bluestar: Thanks... Anyway... I forgot what I was supposed to say... Um... Rusty, from this day on until you get your warrior name, you shall be known as Firepaw because of fooling us into thinking you're a fire. Meanie.
ThunderClan: Firepaw! Firepaw! Fire-- AHH, THERE'S A FIRE! *Run away*
Firepaw: o.o
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Warrior Cat Randomness
FanfictionWARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''L...
