Hawkfrost: *Sitting* Plan one... BEGIN!
Brambleclaw: Tigerstar!
Tigerstar: That's my name.
Brambleclaw: Throw this bottle of Coke at that tree, please. *Hands it over*
Tigerstar: *Throws it at tree*
Bottle: *Bounces off*
Brambleclaw: What...? o.o
Bumblestripe: The trees in ThunderClan are made from rubber. Thank me because I turned them to rubber. :P
Bottle: *Hits Brambleclaw*
Brambleclaw: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *Falls*
Tigerstar: *Picks it up*
Brambleclaw: No... You're not that heartless, right?
Tigerstar: *Opens cap and the coke sprays over Brambleclaw*
Brambleclaw: AAAAAAAH -- mmm, tastes like Mousefur's secret prey!
Mousefur: >:o!!!
Hawkfrost: Give it up, Brambleclaw. *Clears throat* Plan two which makes me yawn.
Brambleclaw: Put the Baka Dance on, Tigerstar! :D
Tigerstar: Okay. *Puts it on and starts dancing* WHY AM I DANCING?! O_O
Brambleclaw: Firestar!
Firestar: Yes?
Brambleclaw: *Picks up and throws at Tigerstar* Sorry, didn't see you there, Firestar!
Firestar: I'm flying! :D
Tigerstar: *Still dancing* Uh oh.
Firestar: *Hits Tigerstar*
Tigerstar: *Starts flying over to the mountains where the Tribe of Rushing Water live* AAAAAAAH!
Heavystep: Tiger -- TIGERSTAR?!?!
Tigerstar: You're such a loud belly like Loudbelly. *Throws to where ThunderClan is*
Brambleclaw: HEAVYSTEP?!?!
Heavystep: Hi, Brambleclaw! :D *Lands on Brambleclaw and squishes him* Where'd he go? :( *Gets off and runs away*
Ashfur: Yay, a rug! *Picks Brambleclaw up* Wait.. Brambleclaw?! Ew, I've got the Brambleclaw touch! *Throws*
Hawkfrost: *Whispers* Plan three and I'm leaving.
Goldenflower: Good night, Tigerstar, and don't let the monsters bite. *Falls asleep*
Brambleclaw: *Is under Tigerstar's bedding, covered in mud* *Gets up*
Tigerstar: *Is in the air and falls on face* *Gets up and sees Brambleclaw, eyes going wide* M-MONSTER!
Brambleclaw: Hi.
Goldenflower: *Sleep talking* I love myself. Ha.. ha..
Tigerstar: *Screams and runs away*
Brambleclaw: Yahoo! A plan worked for once! *Does victory dance*
Jayfeather: *Falls through roof of warriors' den and lands on Brambleclaw* I'm a Jayfeather ninja, Briarlight. You didn't believe me.
Briarlight: How did we even get on the roof of the warriors' den?
Jayfeather: We're in the warriors' den? I thought this was the medicine den!
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Warrior Cat Randomness
FanfictionWARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''L...
