Firestar: Jayfeather, you're Edward, Cinderheart, you're Bella and Dustpelt, you're Jacob.
Dustpelt: I'm too old, mouse-brain.
Hollyfern: Mouse-brains, I signed up to be Bella! *Starts ranting*
Firestar: Uh, okay, Dustpelt. Lionblaze, you're Jacob.
Honeyfern: HOLLYFERN?! YOU STOLE MY SUFFIX!
Hollyfern: Breezestar gave me fern. >.>
Fern: No, he didn't!
Jayfeather: YES! BELLA BELLY IS DEAD! :)
Cinderheart: ... Uh, HELLO?
Lionblaze: Yay.
Cinderheart: HELLO?
Firestar: ... And so the Mary Sue Bella died and Jacob and Edward were happy. No one got a happily ever boring after because this is called Twilight. Thank you for watching. Bye, now.
Every cat: Whoo! Loved it!
Tigerstar: Sweet.
Jayfeather: SUPER STAR JAYFEATHER! *Dives off of stage*
Breezepelt: No, no, no! *Gets squashed by Jayfeather*
Jayfeather: You were supposed to catch me.
Breezepelt: No.
Jayfeather: TREEZEPELT?! *Runs away*
Breezepelt: Run away. Ha, ha.
Jayfeather: *Comes in with loads of tomatoes* *Throws them at Breezepelt* HA, HA, HA!
Breezepelt: BREEZEKIT IS SAD! :(
Every cat: *Joins in with Jayfeather*
Breezepelt: I'M TURNING ROGUE!
Nightcloud: My kit! I shall join you.
Crowfeather: And I'll throw a party that you two left. :)
Breezepelt and Nightcloud: *Glare at Crowfeather*
Crowfeather: Uh... NOOOOOOOO! YOU'RE LEAVING! I SHALL FIND YOU TWO SOMEWHERE OVER THE STARS! *Cries*
Hollyleaf: Amazing acting, Dad.
Crowfeather: Thank you.
Hollyleaf: *Draws on Breezepelt's and Nightcloud's face* Bye! Please stay away and draw on your faces! :)
Nightcloud and Breezepelt: ...
Hollyleaf: I thought you were leaving, Wightbloud, Wreezewelt?
Leafpool: *Grows wings* O_O!!
Nightcloud: ... *Turns into a night cloud* What?!
Breezepelt: *Turns into a breeze pelt* o.o!
All other cats: *Turn into what their names are*
Mintfur: The end.
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Warrior Cat Randomness
FanfictionWARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''L...
