Dark Forest cats: *Having a tea party*
Tigerstar: Heeeeeeeyyy, Dark Forset-ers!
Dark Forest: Hi, whatever your name is.
Tigerstar: Wanna know what I got for "Pick On Your Son Day"? *Does a ballet leap and is wearing a ballet costume* TA-DA!
Dark Forest cats: *Sleeping*
Tigerstar: Heh, I was PURR-fect-o.
Hawkfrost: ... You know ballet? You... Know... BALLET!?
Tigerstar: Thistleclaw taught me. Wait, it was mah mummy, Leopardfoot. She never had a leopard foot, though. O.o
Hawkfrost: MUMMY! :O
Tigerstar: Yo mummy ate mah balletin' flippin', slippin', klippin' flippin' flip flops! :O ... LOL!
Hawkfrost: *Runs*
Tigerstar: *Turns around and notices Swiftbreeze* Mummy's Mummy! EEK! Mummy from Hallo-Twenies!
Swiftbreeze: That's not my name. Awwwwww, mouse-dung, I have no name! D:
Brokenstar: *Sleepwalks* One way, or another, I'm gonna find cha, and EAT CHU, EAT CHU, EAT CHU! One way, or another, I'm hungry, I'm goin' eat chu, EAT CHU! Yum, yum, yum, yuuuuuummmmm-mmmmmmmmmmmy for my tummy.... One way, or another, I'm not hungry, hungry! Grrrrrr.
Tigerstar: What, Sleepstar? O.o
Swiftbreeze: Hey, dis ain't StarClan Stew-dios! O.o Bye, I'mma in da wrong place. *Walks away*
Scourge: *Walks past, holding a sign saying "the end"*
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Warrior Cat Randomness
FanfictionWARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''L...
