Firestar: Welcome to the Gathering where you can get yourself a cup of tea and I can just... *Falls asleep*
Blackstar: Looks like Tirestar's in the house.
Breezepelt: Firestar wouldn't mind if I stole his phone, then. Nightloud, you are so cruel to me! :(
Nightcloud: Wha--? It was Leafpool!
Leafpool: Stop blaming things on me!
Firestar: *Wakes up* Gaaaaaathering staaaaarted! :D Onestart?
Onestar: Onestart? Well, anyway, WindClan kits and ThunderCkan kits were throwing Kit Kats at each other for no reason on our territory this morning. Then Harespring kept jumping everywhere and saying he's the hare of WindClan.
Firestar: O.O
Onestar: Tornear went crazy and him and Webfoot were having a poking fight and Furzepaw and Boulderpaw were acting like me. They said I was famous! And guess what? In the name of StarClan, I am! >:D *Dances about and falls off of branch*
Firestar: LOL!
Mistystar: Okay, so in RiverClan... WILLOWSHINE HAS KITS?! :O
Blackstar: Ooh, shocking news if the world! Now I wish I brought popcorn with me. :/
Leafpool: That's meh Jayfeather. :')
Jayfeather: Do they look like me? :D
Mistystar: *Looks away from Jayfeather* Yes, father of Willowshine's kits. I can't even look at you or Willowshine anymore!
Jayfeather: Their names?
Mistystar: GETKIT AWAYKIT FROMKIT MEKIT!
Jayfeather: Weird names. O.o
Mothwing: Those aren't their names.
Onestar: Oh yeah, I forgot to report this.. KESTRELFLIGHT, YOU ARE AN IDIOT! I'm done now.
Mistystar: Ahem. Anyway, I saw Hollowflight and Ivypool --
Ivypool: WHOO! I'M MENTIONED FOR ONCE! :D
Dovewing: ._.
Hollowflight: Yay.
Firestar: ThunderClan cats are breaking the warrior code now?! :o
Brambleclaw: Apparently. o.o
Firestar: Gasp! :O
Mistystar: I saw Hollowflight and Ivypool sharing a fish in MY beautiful territory! Ugh, now it's gonna have ThunderClan all over it.
Ivypool: OH YEAH, I'M MENTIONED AGAIN! >:)
Hollowflight: That's how we roll, Clans!
Ivypool: Yeah.
Mistystar: On a more better note, I had a dream that Onestar will die all because of realising he's just so forever alone. Shame on you, Onestar! Want a fish? *Holds one out*
Blackstar: I knew something was fishy since the start of this Gathering!
Clans: *Silent*
Blackstar: Oh, come on! I make jokes and you lot don't laugh? That's a disgrace to my name! :(
Mistystar: It's your turn now, Blackfoot.
Blackstar: I knew that. Well, now that it's my time to shine, I would like to announce that I am older than Firestar. Just realised that today. :/
Ratscar: See, Crowfrost? I told you Blackstar looked like an elder!
Crowfrost: Oh yeah.
Firestar: Ha, I'm not ancient anymore.
Onestar: Need escort to the elder's den, Blackfoot?
Blackstar: Ha, ha, I'm laughing my paws off right now. -.-
Firestar: He's laughing on the inside. :') And laughing is something he lacks in.
Blackstar: Anyway.. Rowanclaw thinks he's going to be in 'Tallstar's Revenge'. Dudette, you've been with us since the New Prophecy. People have probably had enough if you.
Rowanclaw: People have had enough of you already.
Onestar: Some hate me. :/
Firestar: Same, Onestar.
Blackstar: And I found out Tigerheart loves Dovewing. :/
Bumblestripe: LAY OFF OF MY DOVE, FOX-DUNG! >:o
Tigerheart: No, Tumblestripe.
Firestar: Well, Ivypool has moved into the queen's den --
Hollowflight: Expecting my little ThunderRiver darlings.
Ivypool: Yeah, lovely little ThunderRivers. :)
Firestar: WHY ARE YOU AT THE GATHERING, LADY?! Uh huh, thought so. Well, after all of my time in the forest, I just realised that Silverstream is indeed.. allllive! :o
Greystripe: Where?! :D
Firestar: *Points at Millie*
Greystripe: That's Miilie. Oh, and can I say something?
Firestar: Go on.
Greystripe: I HATE YOU, MILLIE, YOU KIT-CARING KITTY! >:(
Firestar: Heartwarming. o.o Well, anyway, ThunderClan threw a party to celebrate Mousefur's Birthday! :D
Mousefur: Good one it was. First one I've had since Bluestar was leader.
Dawnpelt: Happy Birthday, Mousefur! Lots of love from ShadowClan. :)
Mousefur: ShadowClan loves me? o.o
Heathertail: All of the Clans do. Who would hate the lovely, awesome Mousefur of ThunderClan? *Whispers* Don't forget cranky and complaining.
Firestar: To kick this Gathering to an end... WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
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Warrior Cat Randomness
FanfictionWARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''L...
