Foxleap: Rosepet!
Rosepetal: Yeah?
Foxleap: Why did you call me? I was busy doing nothing.
Rosepetal: I didn't know you were doing nothing!
Foxleap: TWOLEG!
Twoleg: Cats! :D
Foxleap: I'm Foxleap, hear me roar! *Mews*
Rosepetal: And I'm a ninja with a petal. :)
Twoleg: You want food? No! You're stealing my food! AAAAAAAAAH! *Runs away*
Foxleap: Just when I was going to ask for money to buy a TV for Dovewing. :/
Rosepetal: What about meeeeeee?! You promised me a TV a year ago and I still haven't got one! D:
Foxleap: Oh, that's because I've been sleeping and eating fresh-kill all the time.
Rosepetal: What?
Foxleap: LIGHTZ BULBZ! >:D
Rosepetal: ...
Foxleap: Uh, meow? o.o
Rosepetal: Spiderleg, uncle Foxleap is acting like an angry toilet. :(
Foxleap: I am the angry toilet! In fact, I'm so crazy I could annoy a Daisy. *Looks at Daisy*
Daisy: What?
Foxleap: Who are you?
Daisy: Foxleap...
Foxleap: I'M FOXLEAP, YOU FOX WITH A LEAP STEALER! Foxleap, can you hear me? Foxleap????? You ate Foxleap! :o AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Daisy: Foxleap, you're Foxleap.
Foxleap: No, I'm Foxleap.
Daisy: Yes, Foxleap.
Foxleap: WHO'S PRETENDING TO BE ME? >:(
Daisy: No one, Foxleap.
Foxleap: Foxleap, who are you? Why are you pretending to be me? You know I'm Foxleap, Foxleap!
Rosepetal: Dad, can you tell Foxleap to stop being weird?
Spiderleg: I don't know any of you! *Walks away*
Foxleap: Why is he called Spiderleg? Couldn't he be called Annoyingleg? :/
Daisy: He's your brother, Foxleap.
Foxleap: Now Foxleap is stealing my brother?! Where are you, Foxleap?!
Ivypool: *Points at Rosepetal*
Rosepetal: No, not me! *Points at Foxleap*
Foxleap: Are you mouse-brained? I'm Foxleap, not Foxleap!
Cinderheart: Icecloud is Foxleap.
Foxleap: Foxleap is Icecloud?! :O
Lionblaze: Foxleap is Cinderheart.
Foxleap: Right, I'm confused. FOOOOOOXXXXXXXXXXXLEEEEEAAAAAAP!
Everyone: ...
Foxleap: Prepare for my move that will blow your minds away! *Leaps*
Icecloud: That's your move?! XDDDDDDD
Foxleap: Yep. :3
Rosepetal: You're crazy...
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Warrior Cat Randomness
FanfictionWARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''L...
