Warrior Cat Randomness

Happy Late Valentine's Day

Ashfur: *Wakes up* Oh, my StarClan, what is the date? O_O

Brackenfur: The 19th.

Ashfur: GREAT STARCLAN, I FORGOT ABOUT -- uh, nothing. O.O

Brackenfur: OK..

Ashfur: *Dashes out of den* Hey, Leafpool, can I have some money?

Leafpool: Herbs say no. Sorry. ^_^

Ashfur: -.- *Goes over to Hollyleaf* Hollylaugh -- leaf, can I borrow some money? :D

Hollyleaf: SHARPIES!

Ashfur: No?

Hollyleaf: *Nods 'yes'* Sharpies. U_U

Ashfur: Fine, I don't understand you, anyway! *Goes over to Jayfeather* I want money. Please.

Jayfeather: Sure, sure. *Looks around* Sorry, Brackenfur, but I can't seem to see my wallet anywhere. :/

Ashfur: .. OK.. *Goes over to Firestar* *Dips head* Can I have some money, please?

Firestar: Sorry, but no. I'm saving my money up to be able to extend ThunderClan's territory. Blackstar said so if I want a bit of his territory. The price ain't cheap, so... yeah. ._.

Ashfur: *Does puppy eyes* PLEASE, FIRESTAR, SHOW ME THAT YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR CLAN! D':

Firestar: ... *Looks at Sandstorm*

Sandstorm: Just give him some. I'm sure he'll use it for a good use.

Ashfur: I will use it for a good use!

Firestar: Alright, if you say so. How much do you need?

Ashfur: Um.. ten pound?

Firestar: OK. *Hands the money over* Use it wisely 'cause you're only getting that much from me. U_U

Ashfur: I will, Firestar. Thanks, by the way. *Dashes away* *Goes into a shop*

Mistyfoot: Hi! How may I help you?

Ashfur: I wanna by a Valentine's Day card.

Mistyfoot: Oh, you're out of luck! It's past Valentine's Day and we only do cards up to that day. Why do you want one now, anyway?

Ashfur: I slept non-stop for a few days and I only woke up today. ._.

Mistyfoot: Actually, we might have spare cards in the back. Please do stick around for a second or so. *Pads off*

Ashfur: Wow, a second's over and she hasn't returned.

Mistyfoot: *Returns, carrying a card in her jaw* I've only found one.

Ashfur: That's OK.

Mistyfoot: Five pound, please.

Ashfur: *Hands five pound over* *Thinks: Five pound left over! I can buy myself somethin'!* *Pads off*

Mistyfoot: Thanks! Come again!

Ashfur: *Enters another shop*

Hawkfrost: Hi. ¬.¬

Ashfur: Can I have the dearest thing you do?

Hawkfrost: YES! IT'LL PUT MISTYFOOT'S BORING CARD SHOP OUT OF BUSINESS! >:D

Ashfur: .. What is it? o.o

Hawkfrost: A squirrel for five pound. >:3

Ashfur: I'll take it! *Gives five pound*

Hawkfrost: *Hands squirrel over* Nothing's better than the sweet scent of money.

Ashfur: Yeah? o.o *Picks squirrel up with jaws and pads away*

Nightcloud: What are you doing on WindClan's territory?

Ashfur: I'm not in your territory..

Nightcloud: *Looks around* Oh.

Ashfur: o_o *Runs away* *Arrives in ThunderClan's camp* *Sees Greystripe* Where's Squirrelflight?

Greystripe: OVER THERE! *Points tail at th squirrel in Ashfur's jaws*

Ashfur: I meant Squirrelflight.

Greystar: Oh... OVER THERE! *Points tail at Squirrelflight, who is just sitting in the clearing*

Ashfur: Thanks. *Pads over* Squirrelflight? :)

Squirrelflight: What?

Ashfur: *Hands card over* HAPPY LATE VALENTINE'S DAY! :D

Squirrelflight: Ashfur.. there are two problems.

Ashfur: ... What?

Squirrelflight: 1. I hate cards as much as I hate WindClan.

2. Is that squirrel for me?

3. WHERE'S MEH TIARA AND MONEH?

Ashfur: Sorry. No, the squirrel is for me. I'm sorry, but I didn't get you any of those two. >_

Squirrelflight: Sorry, Ashfur, but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to turn you down. I'M THE PRINCESS OF THIS CLAN! -_-

Ashfur: D':

Squirrelflight: *Pads over to Brambleclaw*

Firestar: I'm sorry for your loss, Ashfur, but you always have to remember the tiara and money otherwise Squirrelflight will turn you down. *Rests tail-tip on shoulder*

Ashfur: *Mutters* Could've told me before. -.-